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[Comedy] Two viral cartoons capture how we all feel about Stan Lee Marshall Ramsey and Ed Hall tapped into their appreciation for the universe that Lee built. Published:11/13/2018 12:37:22 PM
[Comedy] Stan Lee called his fans ‘true believers.’ But Stan the Man was the truest believer of all. Lee always believed his superheroes had a bigger destiny outside of the pages of Marvel Comics. Published:11/13/2018 10:09:17 AM
[Comedy] tuning

Chatting up in a flirtatious manner to advance towards a sexual or romantic relationship

Me: He cheated on me.
My mate: With who?
Me: I don't know, he was tuning some random girls on Tinder...
My mate: Looks like a fuckboi, talks like a fuckboi, is a fuckboi.

Published:11/13/2018 2:09:28 AM
[Comedy] Stan Lee became one of pop culture’s greatest showmen -- by making fans feel like part of the club He was comics' greatest ambassador, and the world became Stan's soapbox. Published:11/12/2018 6:07:49 PM
[Comedy] Stan Lee used his platform to call out racism in the 1960s — and he never stopped The Marvel co-creator, who died Monday at 95, had a long legacy of opposing bigotry. Published:11/12/2018 5:03:40 PM
[Comedy] ‘One of the greatest creative minds of our time’: Celebrities and fans mourn comics legend Stan Lee Legendary comic book writer Stan Lee died Monday at the age of 95. Published:11/12/2018 2:06:45 PM
[Comedy] ‘The Grinch’ tops the box office, as audiences keep choosing ‘fun’ over ‘good’ “Dr. Seuss’ The Grinch” wins the weekend with a $66 million debut, continuing the critic/crowd disparity led by "Bohemian Rhapsody" and "Venom." Published:11/12/2018 12:33:37 PM
[Comedy] Imaginary Lat Syndrome

Imaginary Lat Syndrome is a common case of someone, typically a male, who believes they are rather muscular when in reality this isn't the case. Those with Imaginary Lat Syndrome can typically be seen walking uncomfortably while flaring their small lat muscles and tensing their arms in an attempt to look "jacked." In reality, it appears douchey and looks like a toothbrush has been shoved up their ass. Manlets are at high risk of falling victim due to overcompensation reasons.

imaginary lat syndrome manlets

Published:11/12/2018 2:29:41 AM
[Comedy] Blasting rope

The act of masterbating

Robert: Did you hear Ralph was blasting rope to waluigi hentai?
Roger : Damn, he's a sick fuck.

Published:11/11/2018 2:25:18 AM
[Comedy] @louisespacker don’t u think that mary just cheated on joseph and her cover story got a bit out of hand Published:11/10/2018 8:54:10 PM
[Comedy] listerine challenge

An actual challenge, not a prank, to see how long one can withstand swishing a full shot (the cup attached on the bottle) of Listerine - *Cool Mint* inside their mouth.

This is usually very difficult to do for most people, given the fact that the formula for most Listerine products gives a burning sensation that damages the sensitive tissue inside your mouth.

But on the plus side, the victim of the Listerine Challenge gets a cleaner, fresher, mouth.

**this is in no way promoting the products of Listerine, or any dentists.

See also: cinnamon challenge

Friend 1: "Hey, you want to try the Listerine Challenge?"

Friend 2: "Okay, what do I do?"

Friend 1: "Swish this small cup full of Listerine - Cool Mint, in your mouth for 30 seconds, and you'll get 10$ dollars."

Friend 2: "Challenge accepted."

10 seconds later...

Friend 2: "Fuuuuuuuuuuu!!1!!"

Published:11/10/2018 5:52:36 PM
[Comedy] BATMN

Blew Air Through My Nose

The twit was so funny I actually BATMN.

Published:11/9/2018 10:39:28 PM
[Comedy] The New Yorker’s cover is a tribute to the women and people of color elected to Congress "We've just lived through a nice moment," says cover artist Barry Blitt. Published:11/9/2018 10:39:27 PM
[Comedy] Do we need another ‘Grinch’ movie? Some reviews say yes, but others ... Critics weigh in on yet another adaptation of “How the Grinch Stole Christmas,” with Benedict Cumberlatch voicing the title character. Published:11/8/2018 12:43:42 PM
[Comedy] How cartoonists are satirizing the ‘wave’ of midterm trends Satirists offer their take on red waves, blue waves and pink waves. Published:11/8/2018 12:09:33 PM
[Comedy] Stupid Watergate

1. "...a scandal that we've been referring to as 'Stupid Watergate', because it has all the potential consequences of Watergate but everyone involved is REALLY stupid."

A term coined by John Oliver on his HBO topical political commentary series 'Last Week Tonight' referring to the criminal conspiracy (collusion) involving Donald J. Trump Sr and Russian operatives to influence the 2016 U.S. presidential election.

The term illustrates how inept and laughably transparent the involved members of Donald Trump's campaign and transition (including DJT) were at both perpetrating said crimes, and covering them up after the fact.

I can't believe how f***ing obvious the ties between Trump & Russia are, and how incredibly obvious these goons attempts at a coverup are. How the hell does 'House of Cards' seem more like an actual corrupt presidential administration and this farce of an administration seem like a laughably cheap over the top parody. Literally "Stupid Watergate."

Published:11/8/2018 2:06:38 AM
[Comedy] @conner_omalley When I first saw Brian, my Mutual funds manager, in a small print floral button up, light blue suit, tortoise shell sunglasses and with dress shoes no socks drinking a tecate at the Labor Day bbq at Dave’s new house, I knew my money was safe. Published:11/7/2018 11:02:53 AM
[Comedy] @ArdenJurskis all halloween music is on some level about how silly it would be if you got violently maimed and killed by a monster Published:11/7/2018 10:41:29 AM
[Comedy] Bob Mankoff launches a site that he hopes will be the main destination for cartoons Former New Yorker cartoon editor learns from his '90s launch of the Cartoon Bank. Published:11/7/2018 10:05:47 AM
[Comedy] car to table shoes

Fancy high heels that are so uncomfortable to walk in, you only wear them on a date where you walk from the car to the table and back.

I've got my 6 inch car to table shoes on and I'm dressed to impress!

Published:11/7/2018 2:29:46 AM
[Comedy] How cartoonists on both sides of the aisle are urging you to vote Participation is stressed over partisanship. Published:11/6/2018 11:25:43 AM
[Comedy] voting virginity

the first time you vote after turning 18.

yeah, i turned 18 las year, so this election i can lose my voting virginity

Published:11/6/2018 2:25:03 AM
[Comedy] Want to see the first full drawings of Captain America and Mickey Mouse? Go to the Library of Congress. Stephen A. Geppi has made the largest comic-book donation ever to the Library of Congress. Items from his collection go on display Tuesday. Published:11/5/2018 11:49:52 AM
[Comedy] Negelect

To vote against a candidate.

I'm going to vote to negelect the Republican Presidential candidate.

Published:11/5/2018 2:17:12 AM
[Comedy] He was fired for cartoons skewering Trump. But this artist’s drawings retain their power. As a new cartoonist officially inherits Rob Rogers’s longtime perch at the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, Rogers's work is seen even more as a dissent against the last election. Published:11/4/2018 5:46:59 PM
[Comedy] How baseball legends Mays and McCovey helped spark the beloved ‘Peanuts’ holiday specials Emmy-winning TV producer recounts how he pivoted from "the world's greatest baseball player" to the world's worst. Published:11/3/2018 7:10:49 AM
[Comedy] ‘Red Dead Redemption 2’ is jaw-dropping on every level It's hard to imagine that games could look like this, so drenched in detail as to recall some of the exemplary painters in Western art. Published:11/2/2018 4:33:33 PM
[Comedy] The midterms are heating up, and cartoonists are making fun of nonvoters Pollsters and pundits also come in for scrutiny. Published:11/2/2018 11:00:53 AM
[Comedy] No Nut November

A Challenge Where A man must not ejaculate aka bust a nut for the whole month of November

nibba : did you fail no nut november?
nibba : hell nah i aint fail no nut november im saving this nut for my girl on destroy dick december

Published:11/2/2018 2:29:10 AM
[Comedy] ‘Batman: The Animated Series’ is finally in high definition, and there’s only one flaw It could be argued that the series is the perfect Batman adaptation. Published:11/1/2018 10:29:28 AM
[Comedy] @PetrickSara A panic room, but for quickly shoveling all my family’s clutter into when guests stop by unexpectedly. Published:11/1/2018 9:24:12 AM
[Comedy] Chronic Flex

A condition in which someone feels compelled to constantly bring things that make them look good in casual conversation. It can be the same thing every time or a variety of things; as long as the subtle or obvious aim is to make themselves sound or look cool, it's a flex, and if it happens all the time, it's chronic. It's most obvious when a detail is tossed in that is really unnecessary for any other purpose than flexing.

Example 1
"Man it's hot out. I haven't been in weather this warm since the day I met Barak Obama in high school."
"Still suffering from Chronic Flex, huh?"

Example 2
"I'm vegan."

Example 3
"I'm a size medium... I haven't been able to wear a small since I started lifting."
"Hey Chronic Flex, good to see you too."

Published:11/1/2018 2:27:02 AM
[Comedy] The news is scary, so cartoonists are drawing political chills on Halloween From the Senate to the House on the haunted Hill, the holiday is rich with metaphors. Published:10/31/2018 1:23:04 PM
[Comedy] haunting

A variation of ghosting, in which the ghoster continues indirect contact with the ghosted by liking and faveing his or her social media content.

I was an emotional wreck when Ken ghosted me because I thought we had something special, but now he's haunting me every time I see he's re-watched my Snaps.

Published:10/31/2018 2:16:44 AM
[Comedy] For cartoonists commenting on the Pittsburgh shooting, Tree of Life is more than a name. It’s a symbol. Cartoons are memorializing the victims and pinpointing the sources of hate. Published:10/30/2018 4:44:27 PM
[Comedy] Yes, any kid can wear a Black Panther costume, say creators who helped shape the character A Black Panther writer, artist and costume designer have strong opinions. Published:10/30/2018 3:50:52 PM
[Comedy] Weird Flex But Ok

Used in reply to something odd or weird that you wouldn't agree with or understand, but go with anyway.

Someone: Mindy and I like doing it when it's that time of the month for her because I think it's lowkey sexy y'know?
Me: Weird flex but ok

Published:10/30/2018 2:12:57 AM
[Comedy] Pittsburgh cartoonists reflect a city’s pain and compassion after the synagogue shooting Rob Rogers and Randy Bish explain how they responded to the tragedy through art. Published:10/29/2018 2:03:01 PM
[Comedy] ‘Homestuck’ creator explains how his webcomic became a phenomenon Andrew Hussie's third book is out, adapting his epic webcomic. Published:10/29/2018 11:31:44 AM
[Comedy] @TheBoydP Protip: If your wife says the cord on the vacuum cleaner is too short, it doesn’t mean she’s asking for an extension cord for her birthday. Published:10/28/2018 12:57:12 PM
[Comedy] OTX

OTX or #OTX is the abbreviated form of saying “Off The Xans” Made popular by Shoreline Mafia’s Song “Dope House Ft. Ohgeesy)

And I'm OTX, bitch I'm off the pour now,
Servin' goofy niggas, counting up the dough now

Published:10/28/2018 2:24:45 AM
[Comedy] Thot Process

The action or actions made to make someone look like a thot; i.e. make up, revealing clothing, etc.

"Hey everyone, Taysha here. Today, I'm going to show you the Thot Process of some of the Jenner girls today! Let's get started"

Published:10/27/2018 2:17:45 AM
[Comedy] How some cartoonists draw a line between bomb threats and the White House Satire points to incendiary rhetoric. Trump repels blame. Published:10/26/2018 12:43:56 PM
[Comedy] adstraction

Distraction caused by advertisements when you are watching something in youtube.

Youtube should have been adstraction-free rather than testing the viewer's patience.

Published:10/26/2018 2:13:24 AM
[Comedy] Google Doodle: ‘Bambi’ artist Tyrus Wong overcame racism to soar as a Disney Legend “Tyrus Wong’s sophistication of expression was a gigantic leap forward for the medium," says one fellow animation legend. Published:10/25/2018 12:47:28 PM
[Comedy] @shalaylaa Boy in the pub was telling me his job is a penguin erector so every time a plane flys over Edinburgh zoo the penguins can’t take their eyes off it and end up falling over n he just goes round picking them back up, 38 penguins 2000 flights a day Published:10/25/2018 7:36:33 AM
[Comedy] trash panda

A raccoon

Those damn trash pandas keep tearing up my garbage bags.

Published:10/25/2018 2:37:28 AM
[Comedy] From ‘Incredibles 2’ to ‘Isle of Dogs,’ these animated films just entered the Oscars race A diverse slate of 25 films has entered the 2018 race for best Animated Feature. Published:10/24/2018 8:03:44 PM
[Comedy] ‘Six Chix,’ ‘Mutts’ among comics combatting bullying for Unity Day "Six Chix" creator Isabella Bannerman spearheads Unity Day campaign with PACER. Published:10/24/2018 12:32:09 PM
[Comedy] Thooter

A thirsty hoe or a thot

Damn Young Twisty got stupid thooters on him

Published:10/24/2018 2:30:10 AM
[Comedy] Will Daredevil be the last Marvel hero standing at Netflix? Netflix has already cancelled "Luke Cage" and "Iron First." Published:10/23/2018 3:57:50 PM
[Comedy] Fort Worth Star-Telegram apologizes for ‘Field Guide to Liberals’ cartoon An Augusta cartoonist stands by a piece that sparked reader blowback. Published:10/23/2018 11:59:22 AM
[Comedy] Pittsburgh Post-Gazette hires a new conservative cartoonist after the firing of a Trump critic Steve Kelley replaces Rob Rogers, who saw a series of his anti-Trump cartoons spiked by the paper. Published:10/23/2018 10:29:23 AM
[Comedy] How cartoonists are criticizing Trump’s response to violence against the press Soon after the killing of Jamal Khashoggi, the president commended Rep. Greg Gianforte for body-slamming a reporter last year. Published:10/23/2018 5:23:56 AM
[Comedy] @simoncholland I wish I could take a 12 minute power nap in the middle of the afternoon then effortlessly stay awake 6 hours past my bedtime like my kid. Published:10/22/2018 3:09:48 AM
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[Comedy] Serving looks

When someone's whole outfit, hair, makeup, etc. is on point.

Yasssss Sarah you are serving looks tonight.

Published:10/22/2018 3:09:44 AM
[Comedy] 2mar

Way of saying "tomorrow"

"I'm focused on 2mar, done seein' my friends in the rearview thinkin' we closer than we are." - Joe Budden, 'Ventilation'

Published:10/21/2018 2:37:54 AM
[Comedy] How a Star Wars writer’s tweets got him fired by Marvel Writer Chuck Wendig's dismissal after his profane, political Twitter thread took him by surprise. Published:10/19/2018 6:18:35 PM
[Comedy] Kobe Bryant removed from animation festival jury after protest The basketball star won an Oscar for his animated short "Dear Basketball." Published:10/18/2018 2:23:08 PM
[Comedy] sugma

A disease related to Ligma.

Sounds like "suck my"

Guy 1: I've come down with Sugma
Guy 2: Sugma,what's that?
Guy 1: SUGMA BALLS

Published:10/18/2018 2:19:43 AM
[Comedy] How cartoonists are artfully addressing the Jamal Khashoggi story Many blame the Saudi kingdom for the journalist's disappearance -- but it's hard to have an opinion when not all of the facts are known. Published:10/17/2018 12:21:33 PM
[Comedy] From Boy Wonder to adult superhero, Brenton Thwaites’s Robin is no kid sidekick on ‘Titans’ Being Batman's No. 2 was never a part of the actor's deal to come aboard DC Universe's first live-action show. Published:10/17/2018 11:46:01 AM
[Comedy] Squadup

get your crew together; arm yourself; get help

"yo if you wana start beef with me you beta squadup cuz you aint nothing by yourself"

Published:10/17/2018 2:18:18 AM
[Comedy] @egg_dog coffins : the ultimate and final ravioli Published:10/16/2018 3:10:03 PM
[Comedy] No Cap

No lie, On God, a definition of telling the truth. Basically no flex.

J: I No cap think that bitch get around bruh
LEVI: Word

Danique: This engagement ring a real deal?

Kentavious: NO mfkn CAP bro!

Published:10/16/2018 2:06:01 AM
[Comedy] How cartoons spoofed Kanye West’s meeting with Trump Can you envision Kanye as the new communications director? Published:10/15/2018 1:03:16 PM
[Comedy] Critic-proof ‘Venom’ tops box office for a second week Sony can build upon that global success of "Venom," which is on the same hit trajectory as last year's "Logan." Published:10/15/2018 12:08:53 PM
[Comedy] Sawcon

A convention which raises money in order to prevent ligma, a serious condition which has taken the lives of many

Jirami: Yo that guy has ligma...
Kalii: Yeah I have ligma :(
Jirami: I’m sure the people at Sawcon are working hard to protect you!

Published:10/15/2018 2:33:34 AM
[Comedy] in my bag

the act of being in your own world; focused; being in the zone; on your grind

I be in my bag when i get in the booth.

I got an exam coming up, it's time to go in my bag and study.

Published:10/14/2018 2:53:27 AM
[Comedy] Polycule

A portmanteau of "polyamory" or other relationship models beginning with "poly" and "molecule". Polycule is used to describe any system of connected non-monogamous relationships.

A polycule can be as simple as a "V" (A is dating both B and C, with their approval, but B and C are not dating each other) or a triangle (A, B, and C are all dating each other), but it can also get very complex. (Ex: A is dating B and C. B is dating A and D. C is dating A, E, and F. F is also dating G.)

When drawn out as a chart, these connections can look similar to a molecular structure- hence the name polycule.

"My boyfriend's wife just got a new girlfriend. Looks like I'll have to update our polycule!"

"My OTP is Malcolm, Sheila, and Gary. ... What? One True Pairing? No, I meant One True Polycule."

Published:10/13/2018 2:18:55 AM
[Comedy] Hurricane Michael and dire climate-change warnings, through the eyes of cartoonists Devastation brings emotional immediacy to art. Published:10/12/2018 1:43:46 PM
[Comedy] The new season of ‘Daredevil’ goes back to basics and is the best yet The first superhero show at Netflix goes back to black and reestablishes itself as the streaming giant's best Marvel offering. Published:10/12/2018 6:17:47 AM
[Comedy] i have the screenshots

when you are explaining some serious tea and you have proof

omg she litreally said *** ***** **** ***
i have the screenshots

Published:10/12/2018 2:13:08 AM
[Comedy] Rare ‘The Mummy’ poster could fetch a record $1 million-plus at auction The 1932 art of the Boris Karloff classic is believed to be extremely rare. Published:10/11/2018 4:17:13 PM
[Comedy] ‘Astro Bot Rescue Mission’ rekindles the fun of gaming for even the most jaded “Astro Bot” is easy to pick up, a joy to play and challenging to master. Published:10/11/2018 3:45:34 PM
[Comedy] @ziwe LIFEHACK: be born very wealthy Published:10/11/2018 9:19:14 AM
[Comedy] back on my grind

Back on my grind means you're back to your old ways

I tried to change, but I guess I'm back on my grind.

Published:10/11/2018 2:13:07 AM
[Comedy] Tinder Tornado

When unsure whether to swipe left or right, you make a circular swipe on the screen and let fate decide.

I'm taking a gamble on "Lexi". Gonna tinder tornado this one.

Published:10/10/2018 2:07:21 AM
[Comedy] James Gunn will write the new Suicide Squad movie. Will he be the difference-maker WB/DC needs? Disney and Marvel Studios fired Gunn from the Guardians of the Galaxy franchise. Published:10/9/2018 3:38:29 PM
[Comedy] Rock-star YA author Raina Telgemeier will publish the graphic memoir ‘Guts’ next fall Telegemeier will also release a how-to book in the spring. Published:10/9/2018 1:05:18 PM
[Comedy] Banksy’s stunt has become a meme for everything people think has been shredded, like the Constitution Artists have been inspired by Banksy's prank in which he destroyed his painting “Girl With Balloon” after it sold at auction for $1.4 million. Published:10/9/2018 12:03:32 PM
[Comedy] Does ‘Venom’ hold the antidote to eventual superhero fatigue? The Tom Hardy movie earned $80 million domestically and a whopping $205 million worldwide in its first weekend. Published:10/9/2018 10:34:45 AM
[Comedy] do the damn thang

Do what you gotta do- and do it well.

"Shit, we out on the streets, just doin the damn thang, ya know..."

Published:10/9/2018 10:34:44 AM
[Comedy] @captainkalvis Sour patch kids imply sour patch sex Published:10/8/2018 3:18:03 PM
[Comedy] selfiecide

Selfiecide

An accidental death that has been caused whilst trying to take a dangerous Selfie pic.

Did you hear that Dave committed Selfiecide?

He was trying to take a selfie on the Suspension bridge, he slipped and fell to his death.

Published:10/8/2018 3:18:02 PM
[Comedy] ‘Fallout 76’: Multiplayer game actually feels lonely. And that’s great. The top takeaways from The Post's hands-on access to Fallout 76. Published:10/8/2018 3:18:01 PM
[Comedy] boidem

an office of the law(cop, police officer)

yo, boidem just passed

Published:10/7/2018 2:20:08 AM
[Comedy] A Banksy painting sold at auction for $1.4 million — then automatically shredded itself A Sotheby's senior director insisted the auction house was "not in on the ruse." Published:10/6/2018 12:44:06 PM
[Comedy] F.F.F.F.

A one night stand. Used a lot in the 80's

Find 'em, Feel 'em, Fuck 'em and Forget 'em

Published:10/6/2018 2:14:55 AM
[Comedy] ’Assassin’s Creed Odyssey’ is very entertaining. If you have the time to truly play it. Befitting its name, “Odyssey” is a mammoth game, the kind one can sink a few dozen hours into and still have a staggering number of tasks before the credits roll. Published:10/5/2018 10:38:32 AM
[Comedy] ‘Venom’ is a surprisingly funny guilty pleasure that will never be mistaken for greatness "Spider-Man 2" this isn't. But a good time can still be had. Published:10/5/2018 8:38:10 AM
[Comedy] kavanauseous

The feeling you are ready to vomit after going 100 kegs or bust at Beach Week.

I’m gonna be a member of the Beach Week Ralph Club for sure! Man o’ man, am I Kavanauseous!

Published:10/5/2018 2:10:02 AM
[Comedy] How Time magazine’s striking Christine Blasey Ford cover came to be “The testimony of Dr. Christine Blasey Ford hit me pretty hard,” says Time cover artist John Mavroudis. Published:10/4/2018 3:35:56 PM
[Comedy] DC’s newest Wal-Mart Swamp Thing adventure features a story by Brian Azzarello and Greg Capullo “Swamp Thing Halloween Horror Special” comes out this month. Published:10/4/2018 9:32:23 AM
[Comedy] @SeanClements If you can’t handle me at my worst, you might not be crazy about me at my best either. They’re similar. Published:10/4/2018 8:32:09 AM
[Comedy] Sex, lies and capes: ‘Titans’ isn’t as good as Netflix’s Marvel shows yet, but it’s hard to ignore The show is the DC Universe streaming service’s first original live-action series. Published:10/4/2018 8:32:08 AM
[Comedy] kavanaughty

When a man is drinking beer and only beer and is in the mood to rape or molest a woman.

Three Miller lites later I was pushing her around, getting kavanaughty.

Published:10/4/2018 2:29:50 AM
[Comedy] ‘Border Town’ is a comic about immigration and Latino identity. But it’s mainly about monsters. In the new hit series from Vertigo Comics, demons are crossing the border into the real world. Published:10/3/2018 1:26:10 PM
[Comedy] What ‘Venom’ reviews are saying: ‘A fun, fascinating mess,’ and more Is “Venom” worth seeing? That depends on whether you can find laughs in a disjointed, oddball comedy. Published:10/3/2018 10:27:13 AM
[Comedy] Brett Kavanaugh drunk

To become so intoxicated you have no recollection of waving your dick around like you just don’t care

Maaan, I went to that party and I wasn’t just trashed. I wasn’t just wasted. I was straight up Brett Kavanaugh drunk.

Published:10/3/2018 2:23:33 AM
[Comedy] A cartoon depicting Kavanaugh’s daughter sparks a fierce backlash A cartoon by Chris Britt, who usually writes for the Illinois Times, depicted the Supreme Court nominee's daughter praying by her bedside. Published:10/2/2018 4:53:12 PM
[Comedy] Alex Ross’s new book of Marvel work showcases his art’s primary superpower: reality He wants fans to “think of me as sort of the Norman Rockwell of comics.” Published:10/2/2018 10:19:57 AM
[Comedy] blacking out

to get so chemically altered that you don't remember anything.

so i was at this wild house party and the next thing i know i wake up next to some guy i don't even know. man, i HATE blacking out.

Published:10/2/2018 2:17:58 AM
[Comedy] Tom King and Batman top Baltimore Comic-Con’s Ringo Awards DC Comics has a banner night. Published:10/1/2018 12:46:48 PM
[Comedy] ‘Stay’ is a brilliant visual novel that taunts you for neglecting it. You won’t want to. The story it tells is a reminder of how, at any moment, chaos may erupt into our lives. Published:10/1/2018 8:14:06 AM
[Comedy] uwu

a reaction to cute stuff. it is like using XD or :3

person1: did you see junwoo of nct? he made my heart go uwu!
person2: i know right! he is so cute. his name should be junguwu.

Published:10/1/2018 2:12:26 AM
[Comedy] @WhaJoTalkinBout [through chopstick walrus tusks] divorth? Published:9/30/2018 2:38:48 PM
[Comedy] ski

n. a beer. short for brewski

yo, toss me a ski.
Did you bring your skis?

Published:9/30/2018 2:06:46 AM
[Comedy] Viral Kavanaugh cartoon powerfully depicts the assault of Lady Justice Canadian cartoon powerfully references the testimony of accuser Christine Blasey Ford. Published:9/29/2018 8:08:36 PM
[Comedy] Beach Week

Week long fiesta taking place on, near, or around a beach. More of an east-coast tradition in which freshly graduated seniors travel to the beach to get belligerently hammered, hook up with chicks, and sun bathe.

This party is rediculous, this is like Beach Week before Beach Week.

Published:9/29/2018 2:31:38 AM
[Comedy] At 40, ‘Elfquest’ takes an epic spotlight at Baltimore Comic-Con "My work has always been driven by deep and powerful feelings.” says artist Wendy Pini. Published:9/28/2018 12:27:50 PM
[Comedy] kavanaugh

(verb) To get blackout drunk and show your genitals to the entire party or an individual.

Brett: Dude, what happened last night?
Mark: You drank a whole case of beer and totally Kavanaughed Christine.

Published:9/28/2018 2:27:17 AM
[Comedy] Norm Breyfogle, one of DC Comics’ most beloved Batman artists, dies at 58 Breyfogle's art was a rite of passage for generations of Dark Knight fans. Published:9/27/2018 12:20:02 PM
[Comedy] @catvalente I mean, sex is all right but have you ever experienced the sheer sensuality of having rock-solid proof that a problem at work was someone else's fault even though it really, really looked like it was yours? Published:9/27/2018 9:55:17 AM
[Comedy] Devils Triangle

A threesome with 1 woman and 2 men. It is important to remember that straight men do not make eye contact while in the act. Doing so will question their sexuality.

Larry: Did you hear that Eric and Brian were in a Devils Triangle with Sarah last night?
Brad: Yeah man, I did, what homo's.
Larry: No man, its cool, they didn't make eye contact.

Published:9/27/2018 2:20:36 AM
[Comedy] 7 f's

Find them
French them
Feel them
Finger them
Fuck them
Forget them
Forever

I did the big 7 f's last night

Published:9/26/2018 2:14:35 AM
[Comedy] She’s dealt with Marvel cancellations and online trolls. But Chelsea Cain’s new series ‘Man-Eaters’ eases the pain. The author refuses to back down after a less the comfortable superhero experience. Published:9/25/2018 9:39:34 AM
[Comedy] boofed

to have taken it in the butt; had anal sex.

Nick boofed Mal last night.

Published:9/25/2018 2:17:59 AM
[Comedy] Newspaper apologizes for cartoon that depicted Christine Blasey Ford demanding M&Ms and roses The cartoon mocked Ford for her requests during a lengthy back and forth with Republican senators this week. Published:9/24/2018 5:40:45 PM
[Comedy] ‘I’m very angry that is this is happening again’: Cartoonists compare drawing for Kavanaugh and Thomas hearings Pulitzer and Herblock prizewinning cartoonists draw strong comparisons between 1991 and now. Published:9/24/2018 1:36:57 PM
[Comedy] Catalog dating

Another term for online dating. Swipe left, swipe right...

We met catalog dating. Ok cupid was our catalog site.

Published:9/24/2018 2:29:53 AM
[Comedy] Funnabe

Usually referring to a cheesy or overly cocky person that is trying very hard to be funny, therefore wannabe-funny, short "Funnabe"

This dude at school is so annoying with his funnabe comments every class.

Hey man, yesterday I went to the movies with this funnabe girl that kept telling me awkward jokes.

Published:9/23/2018 2:38:23 AM
[Comedy] @Dadpression The attention and detail required to sneak anything nutritional into my child's diet makes it feel very similar to poisoning a king. Published:9/22/2018 7:23:14 PM
[Comedy] Squashed

When you settle an argument; when you're no longer upset/interested in a dispute.

Bob: I'm sorry for picking a fight with you last night.
Dave: It's squashed.

Published:9/22/2018 2:18:31 AM
[Comedy] ‘Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood’ receives Google’s most moving, and soothing, Doodle yet Google's stop-motion animation arrives like a welcome online balm to celebrate the 51st anniversary of Fred Rogers's show. Published:9/21/2018 8:14:18 AM
[Comedy] On Sight

When you see someone you dislike or have a problem with and you guys automatically break out into a scrap upon seeing one another.

1. "If that guy comes through its on sight"

2. "I saw that Evan guy at a party and it was on sight"

Published:9/21/2018 2:11:32 AM
[Comedy] The private cartoonist behind ‘Nancy’ will make her public debut at the CXC festival The “balance between connecting with fans and maintaining personal boundaries is my lodestar,” said the cartoonist who goes by Olivia Jaimes. Published:9/20/2018 4:43:49 PM
[Comedy] ‘Destiny 2: Forsaken’ is addictive and fun to play. Until it’s not. Like a tourist trap, it provides a predictable, consistent experience that’s enlivened by its eye-catching environments. Published:9/20/2018 9:07:01 AM
[Comedy] five fingers to the face

Five fingers to the face or Triple F or FFF is another way of saying or describing that some one is in need of a tone check, a bitch slap or just a reality check.

Hey Scott I see that your friend is in need of a Tone Check, you better deliver five fingers to the face before I do it for you bitch.

Published:9/20/2018 2:41:29 AM
[Comedy] @rachelle_mandik my toddler: *picks up a delivery menu* look it’s a pizza magazine Published:9/19/2018 5:14:24 PM
[Comedy] ‘Big Satire is the least of Trump’s problems’: Garry Trudeau weighs in on how humor has taken on the president "As we head into the midterms, it seems like all the wiseguys are bringing their A-game,” says the “Doonesbury” creator. Published:9/19/2018 1:02:40 PM
[Comedy] As ‘Doonesbury’ characters turn 50, Garry Trudeau describes his journey from pummeling Nixon to tackling Trump “He’s always been pure id," Garry Trudeau says as he satirizes Trump in his new "Doonesbury" book, titled "#SAD!" Published:9/19/2018 10:32:10 AM
[Comedy] Popping shit

Popping shit is a term that means to talk shit about another person or start a fight with them. This term first came around in 1995 era hip hop, way before the notion of "scene kids" was even dreamt of.

Since "Popping shit" originated with mid 90s hiphop, it's perfectly acceptable to say it in public and even makes the person using the term seem more well-read than the average bear.

"Are you popping shit with me? Are you popping shit with ME? Nobody pops shit with me, bwoy. Nobody POPS SHIT with ME!"

(*Frightened, bewildered detractor inches away, and puts his gun down...just before shitting his pants.*)

Published:9/19/2018 3:11:47 AM
[Comedy] caught lacking

Being caught by the enemy without a weapon to defend yourself

Hey how did Johnny? die I heard he was caught lacking

Published:9/18/2018 1:01:04 PM
[Comedy] First ‘Captain Marvel’ trailer finally delivers what fans have waited a decade for Blockbuster Video? A younger Samuel L. Jackson? “Captain Marvel” footage hurtles us back to the '90s. Published:9/18/2018 1:01:04 PM
[Comedy] lewk

Any outfit you put a special amount of attention into constructing, potentially for an event or special occasion, usually with some sort of theme or reference you're attempting to invoke.

Oh honey, your lewk tonight is giving me 'Leanne Rimes in a hurricane'.

Published:9/17/2018 2:54:22 AM
[Comedy] Throwing Ass

Twerking, shaking your booty in a circle, or just shaking your booty in general. Often done in clubs or on dance floors.

Damn! Look at her over there! She's throwing ass all over the place!

Published:9/16/2018 2:33:11 AM
[Comedy] @LucieBritsch A page after the acknowledgements for people that have wronged you. Published:9/15/2018 10:40:23 PM
[Comedy] X-Men cartoonist Ed Piskor brings his grand creative designs “I never thought I would work for Marvel,” says Eisner Award-winning cartoonist Ed Piskor. Published:9/15/2018 3:22:21 AM
[Comedy] left on read

When someone reads someone's text, but does not reply.

Kayla: Have you talked to Brittany?
Pam: Yeah, 5 minutes ago.
Kayla: Wow. I was left on read by her an hour ago.

Published:9/15/2018 3:22:20 AM
[Comedy] A racist Serena Williams cartoon went viral. Here’s how to caricature her the right way. Cartoonist Mark Knight and the Herald Sun defended their offensive portrayal. But there are much better ways to render the tennis star. Published:9/13/2018 1:12:09 PM
[Comedy] How the White House handles hurricanes, according to cartoons After Hurricane Maria, what will the response to Hurricane Florence be? Published:9/13/2018 8:09:56 AM
[Comedy] whose ass is it gonna be

"whose ass is it gonna be" or WAITGB is used when trying to figure out who is to blame in a situation, usually to punish them.

Person 1: Someone robbed a helpless elderly man.
Person 2: Alright, whose ass is it gonna be?
or it can be used jokingly
Person 1: Someone leaked a major spoiler for a highly anticipated movie.
Person2: Whose ass is it gonna be?

Published:9/13/2018 2:20:16 AM
[Comedy] @mollymcnearney I wonder who is laughing at me harder when I pack my bag for a vacation: my workout clothes or my book. Published:9/12/2018 7:08:36 PM
[Comedy] Archie Comics’ newest idea? Putting its beloved characters on the front line of war. "Archie 1941" takes Riverdale back to World War II, the era in which the characters first appeared but never truly embraced. Published:9/12/2018 12:29:21 PM
[Comedy] Henry Cavill might be out as Superman amid larger DC shift The DCEU has endured underwhelming Superman and Batman films. Published:9/12/2018 12:00:49 PM
[Comedy] An Australian artist’s racist Serena Williams cartoon receives swift and international blowback Mark Knight's cartoon is a stark reminder of how black champions were depicted for decades. Published:9/12/2018 9:56:30 AM
[Comedy] Roz Chast and Dave Gibbons inducted into Harvey Awards’ Hall of Fame Manga artist Harold Sakuishi and San Diego Comic-Con author/administrator Jackie Estrada are also honored. Published:9/12/2018 7:23:18 AM
[Comedy] Don't Work Like Should

Informal slang when something does not function the way it is designed or developed for.

The light switch would not power the lights. Don't work like should.

Published:9/12/2018 2:30:20 AM
[Comedy] A 9/11 anniversary cartoon from Roll Call sparks a divisive reaction R.J. Matson's use of twin towers symbology makes a pointed statement about alleged Russian interference in U.S. elections. Published:9/11/2018 1:55:09 PM
[Comedy] Can ‘Iron Fist’ become Netflix’s best Marvel show? Yes, and here’s how. All of a sudden, a third season of "Iron Fist" seems like a really big deal. Published:9/11/2018 10:33:26 AM
[Comedy] qtna

questions that need answers

why does she tweet people, but not text me back #qtna
why doesnt he change his underwear #qtna

Published:9/11/2018 2:29:26 AM
[Comedy] ‘Shadow of the Tomb Raider’ is good at what it does, but seems awfully familiar It's very entertaining, but it's really a familiar thrill ride with new scenery. Published:9/11/2018 2:29:25 AM
[Comedy] @braag_ hello vegans, if PIGS are so SMART why do 66% of them build houses with INEFFECTIVE, STUPID materials Published:9/9/2018 9:24:53 PM
[Comedy] A huge Latin American cartoon hit aims to crack the U.S. market "Macanudo," a whimsical strip by Argentine artist Liniers, enters U.S. syndication with nods to Spielberg and Stephen King. Published:9/8/2018 7:08:36 AM
[Comedy] Chevrolegs

The kind of vehicle you own when you can't afford a car.

Your feet.

Girl: "What kind of car you got?"
Guy: "Chevrolegs."
Girl: "Loser!"

Published:9/8/2018 2:34:39 AM
[Comedy] How political cartoons show a Trump who can’t trust anyone now A “Fox and Friends” host tells Trump to trust family. Do cartoonists agree? Published:9/7/2018 9:17:34 AM
[Comedy] lodestar

Slang term for a brand of twinkly vibrator favored by Christian farm girls in Indiana.

"Mike, be a good boy and reach in the bedside drawer to get Lodestar for your Mother. but put some lard on it first!"

Published:9/7/2018 2:20:25 AM
[Comedy] @jordan_stratton You. Me. Fine wine. Candlelit dinner. A fireplace. Romantic music. Pancakes. Spaceship. The Civil War. Giraffes. I'm... I'm having a stroke. Published:9/6/2018 3:28:53 PM
[Comedy] Here’s the most surprising new ‘Captain Marvel’ revelation The film rethinks the Kree fighting team — and returns some “Guardians of the Galaxy” characters. Published:9/6/2018 1:51:31 PM
[Comedy] How cartoonists are responding to Bob Woodward’s book and the New York Times op-ed Satire follows two bombshells written about Trump. Published:9/6/2018 11:55:47 AM
[Comedy] Look what the selfie dragged in!

When you post a bomb af selfie and you start getting texts from all the ghosts of boyfriends past.

Rebecca: "OH MY GOD GURL YOUR MOST RECENT INSTA POST WAS A-MAZING!"

Brittney: "Thanks girl! Josh, Sam AND Kyle all slid into my dm's straight after I posted it..."

Rebecca: "Well well! Look what the selfie dragged in!"

Published:9/6/2018 2:21:18 AM
[Comedy] The new DC Universe streaming service is a nostalgic trip for fans — even without original shows yet It's a rabbit hole that includes "Lois and Clark," "Batman: The Animated Series" and even digital versions of the comic books. Published:9/5/2018 12:51:47 PM
[Comedy] ‘Marvel’s Spider-Man’ is breathtaking, electrifying, and a tad too predictable The overall result is a spectacular experience that wins with varied play, humor and amusement park-like excitement Published:9/5/2018 12:27:10 PM
[Comedy] ‘Iron Fist’ is much better in Season 2 thanks to a strong supporting cast More Davos, Daughters of the Dragon and the debut of Typhoid Mary make the difference. Published:9/5/2018 6:19:42 AM
[Comedy] bread chasing

Popular slang term used to depict hard work twords a long term goal that results in boost of income a.k.a bread.

Guy 1: where’s Seth? He was supposed to be at the party.

Guy 2: he's been on that grind, bread chasing with dale

Published:9/5/2018 2:24:50 AM
[Comedy] Finally, Sony’s ‘Spider-Man’ is the game Marvel cinematic fans deserve Super hero games have seldom hit the mark with core audiences, but Spider-Man fans and gamers alike should embrace Sony's new web-slinging story. Published:9/4/2018 8:13:57 PM
[Comedy] Wheeling

The act where a young female and young male are in a "phase" before dating. Like flirting but a bit more commitment. Includes talking, hugging, kissing, hand holding, flirting ect. Basically another term for dating but less awkward and more teen friendly.

Darren: "me and Michelle are wheeling"
Cody: "sick wheels man"

Published:9/4/2018 3:40:13 PM
[Comedy] @DadandBuried Let’s get married and have kids so instead of using our years of education to change the world we can be butlers to tiny people who won’t stop screaming at us. Published:9/3/2018 8:21:33 PM
[Comedy] home

A place where I can poop for however long I desire.

I had dinner at Taco Bell and then I went home and spent the rest of the night on the crapper.

Published:9/3/2018 8:21:32 PM
[Comedy] Business Fabulous

When you dress so fabulous at work that no one is on your level.

“We asked everyone to dress business casual but Hannah dressed business fabulous and we all feel inferior.”
“That golden jumpsuit is straight up business fabulous.”

Published:9/2/2018 2:17:43 AM
[Comedy] stop resisting

A phrase used by local police right before you get beat to a bloody mess or end up dead. Many believe it is the law enforcement equivalent of the "Allahu Akbar" chant given when Muslim extremists kill someone.

Wife- Please don't shoot him! He hasn't taken his meds, but he's fine. He's unarmed!
Husband - I'm unarmed! I haven't done anything wrong!
Police - "Stop Resisting!" *Gunshots*
Wife and children - **Weeping

Published:9/1/2018 2:34:32 AM
[Comedy] How the Church is reacting to the latest priest abuse scandal, according to cartoons As the latest scandal grows, so does the visual scrutiny. Published:8/31/2018 8:00:36 AM
[Comedy] Hall of Fame artist Marie Severin, 89, was a beloved and irrepressible comics pioneer Severin did "breathtaking and groundbreaking work at EC and Marvel," says comics colleagues. Published:8/31/2018 7:30:19 AM
[Comedy] pink clouding

Pretending everything is okay to everyone when it really isn't.

(Girl jumps to her death). Cop: "I just talked to her yesterday. She was pink clouding, and I knew it." ~Amanda Rollins, Law & Order SVU

Published:8/31/2018 2:27:37 AM
[Comedy] Alec Baldwin says ’25 guys’ could play his Joker movie part. Here are a few suggestions. Some of these A-listers and Todd Phillips veterans could just do the trick. Published:8/30/2018 12:16:39 PM
[Comedy] ‘Donut County’ is a little bit about gentrification — and a whole lot of fun The game might not make you think any differently about gentrification but it will likely take your mind off other real-world cares. Published:8/30/2018 9:32:25 AM
[Comedy] zaddy

The slang term for a really "handsome" guy who is very appealing and looks really fashionable. He has to have swag and sex appeal and look sexy and attractive.

Daaaaaamn. Reggie Bush is a zaaaaaddy!!!

or... Daaaaaamn! Did you see that dude? He was a ZADDY!!!

Published:8/30/2018 2:23:07 AM
[Comedy] Pulitzer-winning cartoonist once loved spoofing Trump. Now he’s ready to move on. "It’s hard to top [Trump] in a cartoon," says "Very Stable Genius" author Mike Luckovich. Published:8/29/2018 12:19:04 PM
[Comedy] venntersection

The lens/football-shaped area where circles of a Venn diagram overlap/intersect.

The venntersection of employed college graduates and people who can afford nice homes in the San Francisco Bay Area is shockingly small.

Published:8/29/2018 2:11:56 AM
[Comedy] Cartoon wars: Netflix and Hulu land two of the biggest creators in animation "Rick and Morty" and "Gravity Falls" creator jump into the streaming-service race. Published:8/28/2018 5:36:17 PM
[Comedy] Actually, maybe two Joker movies is just fine. Here’s why. The casting of Alec Baldwin adds intrigue to Todd Phillips's curious, mid-budget Joker project starring Joaquin Phoenix. Published:8/28/2018 3:50:46 PM
[Comedy] fanny flutters

Fanny flutters is when you see someone and get a slight tingling sensation in your private area. It could suggest you could have some sort of have sexual chemistry with them and want so have sexual interactions with them to or just find them extremely attractive

“Omg he gives me the fanny flutters”

Published:8/28/2018 2:28:25 AM
[Comedy] You may think Ethan Hawke dissed superhero movies, but here are two points you shouldn’t miss The actor is really pointing to the massive shift in economic realities at the major studios. Published:8/27/2018 4:53:48 PM
[Comedy] How artists are saluting the memory of Sen. John McCain Cartoonists point to the patriotism and service of the war hero and longtime politician. Published:8/27/2018 8:03:20 AM
[Comedy] short hairs

A euphemism for "pubic hairs," itself in this context a euphemistic metonymy for "balls". It is used mostly in expressions such as "to have someone by the short hairs," which is to say "to have someone in a very difficult or hopeless situation," equivalent to "to have someone by the balls."

It was a real Catch 22! They had me by the short hairs, and they knew it.

Published:8/27/2018 2:43:09 AM
[Comedy] CRB

Cock Rules Brain

Any man in an excited state looses control over is body and his Cock rules his Brain (CRB )

Published:8/26/2018 2:06:29 AM
[Comedy] @pmilbs_ One of my favorite games to play is “is my headache from dehydration, caffeine withdrawal, lack of proper nutrition, my ponytail, stress, lack of sleep, not wearing my glasses or brain tumor?” Published:8/25/2018 5:37:08 PM
[Comedy] H/C

Fanfiction term meaning hurt/comfort. One character often gets hurt in the story while the other comforts him/her.

That Jim/Blair story was purely H/C.

Published:8/25/2018 2:32:06 AM
[Comedy] ‘The Fix’ comic cover finds inspiration in Broadway legend Al Hirschfeld "The Fix” artist Steve Lieber elegantly nods to the famed artist for his forthcoming cover. Published:8/24/2018 12:58:49 PM
[Comedy] The New Yorker’s latest Trump cover invokes a crime family: ‘The Sopranos’ Barry Blitt likes to quote pop culture in his art. His latest Trump cover cites a memorable Tony Soprano chase scene. Published:8/24/2018 7:53:14 AM
[Comedy] no cap

Usually means No lie. Someone usually uses this after saying an unbelievable statement or asking a serious question.

Kayla: How do I look?
Brianna: No cap, you look a mess.

Published:8/24/2018 2:20:19 AM
[Comedy] Trump Disease

Mesothelioma, in the Trump era.

This deadly form of cancer has been renamed to Trump Disease in light of the president's lifting of the ban on asbestos in manufacturing, which will undoubtedly lead to a rise in cases of mesoth - ahem - Trump Disease in the coming years.

John: Hey, man, you okay? You been coughing a lot lately.

Zion: Nah, man. I just got back from the doctor. It's Trump Disease.

John: Fuuuuck.

Published:8/23/2018 2:23:47 AM
[Comedy] Russiablican

A republican who endorses or simply does not care about Russia's verified interference in the 2016 election because it allowed their party to win.

A Russiablican such as Donald Trump will not sign a bill to create a congressional committee to investigate Russian hacking because he deliberately asked for it, then received immense benefit from it. -MR

Published:8/22/2018 7:41:51 PM
[Comedy] A Ferrari test drive. Hate groups’ message boards. Bryan Edward Hill goes to extremes to find his comic characters. The writer talks about working on Batman, Vertigo Comics and his next big project at DC. Published:8/22/2018 7:41:50 PM
[Comedy] @KevinFarzad canceling plans is ok. staying home to cook is ok. disappearing for a bit to get your life together is ok. resurfacing in a foreign country with a new name 10 years later is ok. it's called self care Published:8/22/2018 12:25:03 AM
[Comedy] byoo

the noise a laser makes.

(high pitched)byoo byoo! I just shot you with my laser.

Published:8/22/2018 12:25:03 AM
[Comedy] Kelly Marie Tran’s real-life resistance means telling her own story, starting with her name The “Star Wars” heroine breaks her silence, determined to define her own narrative after months of online abuse. Published:8/22/2018 12:25:02 AM
[Comedy] ‘Monstress’ leads women’s domination of the 2018 Hugo Awards "Monstress” artist Sana Takeda took home two honors, and “Wonder Woman” won for dramatic presentation. Published:8/20/2018 1:23:48 PM
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