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[Comedy] lagom [Lagom] is a [swedish] term meaning "just about enough but [not too much]". Efor yourself but so that there are still enough for others. Published:11/25/2022 6:03:02 AM
[Comedy] Cornucopulate [The greasy], [sluggish] [lovemaking] that happens on Thanksgiving. Published:11/24/2022 7:34:09 AM
[Comedy] Schulz at 100: How ‘Peanuts’ lifts those on stage, on ice and in space On the 100th anniversary of Charles M. Schulz’s birth, celebrities reflect on what the man and his beloved creation meant to them. Published:11/24/2022 1:29:32 AM
[Comedy] Cling man A [wing man] that [sticks] around when his services are no [longer] needed. Published:11/20/2022 8:38:45 AM
[Comedy] failwhale The image of a whale being carried by a number of birds that appears when the Twitter website is [overloaded] or has failed. [Failwhale] appears to now have his/her own [fanclub]. Word origin: from fail + whale (probably for rhyming purposes). Published:11/19/2022 8:57:38 AM
[Comedy] Kissing the homies goodnight It's when you kiss one of your homies [goodnight] but like it's [not gay] cause y'all are [just homies]. Published:11/18/2022 7:33:04 AM
[Comedy] nah Used when "no" is too [formal], and "nope" is too [casual]. [If it's] ever capitilized, you're using it wrong. Published:11/17/2022 5:52:03 AM
[Comedy] ticketbastard another word for [ticketmaster]. a [monopoly] that is in [the ticket] selling and distribution business. also see bastard. Published:11/16/2022 6:08:17 AM
[Comedy] ?? 1. You're hiding your pain behind a smile 2. [Representing] a sense [silliness] or goofiness 3. Used as an [ambiguous] emotion, such as joking or sarcasm Published:11/15/2022 6:25:48 AM
[Comedy] Real one Someone who is blunt, Someone that keeps it true to [whomever] they keeping around, [Being 100] , Someone who is [a solid] individual, Someone who is dedicated and loyal Published:11/14/2022 7:44:32 AM
[Comedy] walking children in nature A phrase coined by [Rupaul's Drag Race] contestant [TaMMie] Brown during Season 1's [reunion] episode. Turn off your goddamn computer and go walk children in nature. Published:11/13/2022 6:35:52 AM
[Comedy] Friendscort A completely [platonic relationship] defined by the act of accompanying another in a dangerous or awkward situation. It is a combination of the words friend and escort. It was originally used by [improv] actors in St. Louis, Missouri to indicate an intent to [traverse] Cherokee street without peril. Published:11/12/2022 6:49:09 AM
[Comedy] stealth parody A [Stealth Parody] is parody that comes across and purports itself to be the the real thing, often the proprietors of a self parody website or group will flat out deny that they are in fact a parody. Stealth Parodies are often created by people with completely opposite views that the alleged parody contains, and the parody has been created to discredit the group that holds the opposing views. Organizations such as [Conservapedia] and the [Flat Earth Society] are often. Published:11/11/2022 8:58:31 AM
[Comedy] feck 1. It was originally a slang term used in Ireland to [mean either] a) "to steal" or b) "to throw". 2. It's also used as a pretty mild swear word in Ireland. It's used a) to express that [you're pissed] off or b) to describe somebody who pissed you off. It's not related to the word 'Fuck', and doesn't have any sexual undertones, so is acceptable for polite company. 3. The characters in the sit-com [Father Ted] made the use of 'Feck' more popular outside of Ireland, most noticeably in the United Kingdom. Unlike what a lot of people think, the scriptwriters did NOT invent 'feck' to get past censors who didn't allow the word 'fuck'. In fact, 'feck' was used as a mild swear word LONG before Father Ted made it famous! Published:11/10/2022 6:48:33 AM
[Comedy] How Chadwick Boseman’s death changed ‘Wakanda Forever’ “Black Panther: Wakanda Forever” was originally slated to be a clash of kings. Chadwick Boseman’s death turned it into a film about mourning and succession. Published:11/10/2022 6:48:32 AM
[Comedy] The Red wave [The Red Wave] is a term referring to [a heavy] period, where the horror, blood, pain and tears are beyond what any human should be [subjected] too. Published:11/9/2022 7:44:16 AM
[Comedy] sober birthday A sober birthday is the day that marks the end of a person’s addiction. Some individuals will use the last day that he or she used drugs to mark his or her sober birthday, or the day after the last time they used. Most of all, a [sobriety] birthday (also known as a sobriety anniversary, sober anniversary, recovery anniversary, or sobriety [milestone]) also serves as a reminder of the progress you've made, and the [new life] an addict has chosen for themselves. Published:11/8/2022 6:02:54 AM
[Comedy] bladesmith One who smithes (or "[forges]" is you're a [purist]) blades. Which, by the old ways would involve: Heating an [iron rod] to cherry red in a [forge], and hammering into whatever shape you wish your sword to be. Iron is lighter than steel, but doesn't hold an edge as long. So, many times, the bladesmith would turn [the blade] [on edge], and with a hammer and [chisel], would split the edge of the blade [in for a half] [inche] or so, and insert an edge of steel. They would then re-heat the item, and hammer the iron down onto the inserted steel, fusing them together. They would then temper the blade by heating the entire piece to cherry-red, and then [submerging] it in water, or oil. This would harden the blade. However, if left like this the sword would be to hard and brittle to use, and would break opon the first blow. So they would then re-heat the blade to a deep red, and stick it in dry ashes to cool slowly. This would partly anealIn this way, they would [aneal], or soften the metal, while not entirely removing the temper. The would then be hard enough to use in battle, but soft enough, and [springy] enough, that in wouldn't shatter on impact. They would then polish and [sharpen] the blade. In this way [the smiths] would create a sword with a steel edge, but that wieghed much less than a sword of only steel. The modern way is to: Use a [high-speed] grinder to grind a bar of steel down into the shape of the blade you wish to make, then switch to a finer grinding wheel, and finally a [buffing] wheel to polish. With a [whet] stone, you can then put an edge on it. The modern method isn't nearly as good as the old methods, though. Sword created by this method are really only good as display models. It's a shame that so many of the ancient ways have been lost. In this era, you could spend your whole life studying the art of bladesmithing, and never even come close to the skill level of an apprintice. [The blades] of old could cut through solid stone without scratching the metal. Many of them had edges that where only a few atoms in width, but were strong enough to slice through armor like paper. With the finest, you could hold the sword out in front of you, and a silk cloth dropped on it would be cut cleanly in two, of its own wieght. Smiths were held in the highest regard in the middle ages, placed in the same ranks as the priests and poets. The smith was the only craftsmen to work with all four of the basic elements (for they belived in only four at that time). He used fire in his forge, air in his bellows, to blow the fire hotter, water to [quinch] the metal, and earth, the iron he used. (iron was known as the "black metal," the metal of the earth.) There are still many people who [blacksmith] and bladesmith as a hobby. (I, am of course, one of them.) It really is a wonderful hobby to take up. Anybody can do it, it just takes a lot of work. (I'm only 15.) It's a very rewarding and interesting thing to do! Ask around, there's probably a forge near you, that you could use. (Or, you can build your own, like me.) Good luck! Published:11/7/2022 7:17:10 PM
[Comedy] hot potato a [difficult] [problem] that [nobody] wants to be associated with Published:11/6/2022 11:32:16 AM
[Comedy] a day A [shortening] of the [phrase] "[everyday]" Published:11/5/2022 7:23:53 AM
[Comedy] spoonie A spoonie is someone living with a chronic illness. It mostly refers to physical chronic illnesses, though it has been known to be a helpful term for those with chronic mental illness as well. It originates from Christine Miserandino's Spoon Theory story, in which she explains [what it's like] to live with chronic illness to a friend, and uses a handful of [spoons] to demonstrate. For example, daily activities that healthy people tend not to think about take tolls on people with chronic illness. You start the day with a certain number of spoons, and play your day around not running out. [Socializing] might cost spoons, using the stairs might cost spoons, lifting things might cost spoons, etc. Published:11/4/2022 7:37:48 AM
[Comedy] No one drew funnier dogs than this New Yorker cartoonist did For a half-century, George Booth, the legendary New Yorker cartoonist who died at 96, drew kinetic pets and dysfunctional couples with the warmest wit Published:11/4/2022 7:37:48 AM
[Comedy] Picklebro An 20 or 30-something ex-fraternity member who takes over [tennis courts], basketball courts, and children's playgrounds in order to slap a [wiffleball] back and forth with his friends who work in finance or tech. When questioned about their monopolization of public space, they'll often claim that they are playing a sport called "[pickleball]." Published:11/3/2022 8:22:07 PM
[Comedy] nutterflies the nervous feeling that arises when you want to [stroke the salami], but [fear that] someone might walk in or [come home]. Published:11/2/2022 10:27:54 PM
[Comedy] menty-b a shorterned [term] for [mental breakdown] Published:11/1/2022 7:10:34 AM
[Comedy] Ruh Roh Ruh Roh was originally one of [the many] iconic [Scooby-Doo] sayings but has been turned into a phrase used at times of wrongdoing or mistake to make people laugh or lighten [the mood]. Published:10/31/2022 10:55:59 AM
[Comedy] Howdy 1. (n) A [half shot] glass [serving] of liquor. 2. (n) A [ramekin] serving of any liquid. Published:10/30/2022 11:54:07 PM
[Comedy] lowbie Used as a term for a [low] [level] character in [MMORPGs] Published:10/29/2022 2:52:25 PM
[Comedy] energy vampire A person who boosts his own [energy] by taking energy from others by means of an [argument], belittlement, [criticism] or other one-sided conversation. Published:10/28/2022 3:11:34 PM
[Comedy] eat more possum [Southern slang] for just sucking it up and [dealing] with a [bad situation]. Published:10/27/2022 9:38:46 AM
[Comedy] gtgtas [Got to go] take a shit Used when texting someone when in [a rush] to the [porcelain pony]. Published:10/26/2022 6:53:43 AM
[Comedy] Schrödingers Queer When a character or person is neither [confirmed], nor [denied] to be straight. Usually, this is said in response to a [homophobic] comment such as “This character isn’t gay”. A Schrodingers Queer is both gay, straight, or something else till it is confirmed. Published:10/25/2022 5:50:07 AM
[Comedy] armpit sex A sexual act where a male repeatedly slides his penis under a female's (or male's) armpit as an alternative to penis to vag intercourse*. [Armpit sex] may also be referred to as [armpit fucking], pit fucking, putting one's dick in a [headlock], or the pocket of paradise (referring to the armpit). *Disclaimer: Be careful when experimenting with [armpit sex] as it may result in rashes or serious chaffing. Published:10/24/2022 8:55:53 PM
[Comedy] waze train When you're using [Waze] in a city and you realize [you're in] a line of cars all making the same weird turns [over and over] together. Published:10/23/2022 7:55:35 PM
[Comedy] cornobble To [smack] [somebody] with [a fish]. Published:10/22/2022 2:56:31 PM
[Comedy] ‘Black Adam’ post-credits scene hints at a new superhero rivalry The “Black Adam” post-credits scene hints at a superhero slugfest by putting together Dwayne Johnson and one of the DC universe’s biggest stars. Published:10/22/2022 2:56:30 PM
[Comedy] Truss To Truss something up Named after [UK's] shortest PM [Liz Truss], who [trussed up] the economy with her trussonomics Published:10/21/2022 9:26:46 AM
[Comedy] chili head 1. A person who gets a high from [chilis], especially really [hot ones]. 2. To eat a [spicy pepper] then perform oral sex. Published:10/20/2022 11:41:38 AM
[Comedy] divorceary [The anniversary] of a [divorce]. Published:10/19/2022 12:56:51 PM
[Comedy] skeleton on the gelatin [October's] "[elf on the shelf]". A bowl of [gelatin] is left around the house that a small skeleton rests on top of. The skeleton watches children and, if they're bad, comes to life and haunts them until after Halloween. Color of gelatin does not matter. Aim for green or red. Published:10/18/2022 5:43:55 AM
[Comedy] greenwashing when companies [pretend] to be [environmentally friendly] when [in fact] they are not. Published:10/17/2022 7:08:34 AM
[Comedy] damet garm [Damet garm] means to have "warm breath" or be alive. Mehdi Akhavan Sales (OMID) used this expression in poetry, specifically in "Zemestan," when he said "[damet garm] o [saret] [khosh] bad." It is good for your dam (breath) to be garm (warm) because it means that you are alive. It is used as an expression of gratitude. Published:10/16/2022 3:07:49 PM
[Comedy] Student Loan n - A mystical [transaction] in which a student and/or parent subjects themselves to [financial slavery] ([indentured servitude]) for the foreseeable future. Published:10/15/2022 7:35:26 AM
[Comedy] Three-Minute Rule In [Psychology], any new [acquaintance] [that sucks] in the first three minutes will suck forever. Published:10/14/2022 6:40:46 AM
[Comedy] Shit's Creek To be up "Shit's Creek" is to be in serious or complex trouble, such as to (literally) be "[up a creek without a paddle]." It is synonymous with Urban Dictionary's expression "[Shit Street]" and is possibly its [antecedent]. Published:10/13/2022 7:18:51 AM
[Comedy] fnork The sound produced when two elephants, joined at [the trunk] sneeze simultaneously n. A Low to high-pitched, irritating screech. v. fnorked, fnorking, fnorks v.tr. To utter in or as if in a fnork. v.intr. To [cry out] in a low to high-pitched, [strident] voice. Published:10/12/2022 7:38:32 AM
[Comedy] oubliette Actually: An underground [chamber] with access only [from the top] . (18th [Century]) Modern Slang: Asshole Published:10/11/2022 7:45:23 AM
[Comedy] In the lavender haze A slang term [coined] during the ['50s], referring to [being in love]. Published:10/10/2022 10:36:13 AM
[Comedy] Sillybilly A person, who acts in [a special] way and is [not afraid] to do so. Usually a small, cute, person who is very happy and can make you laugh whenever they want to. Also some one who is very fun to be around and acts in the [silliest] way possible. Published:10/9/2022 6:16:36 AM
[Comedy] Dev’d When you’re just too [lazy] to say [devastated], very [sad] Published:10/8/2022 7:07:01 AM
[Comedy] Bucket Bunny a woman who [hops] from electrical [lineman] to lineman looking to have sex often not caring if the men are single or married. “[Bucket]” refers to the lineman’s work truck that has a long extended [bucket]. Published:10/7/2022 8:18:43 AM
[Comedy] Witches Tit Wonder where the expression [colder than a witches tit] came from? Well wonder no more. This is because a [witches tits] are so empty and saggy that they hang low and the nipple protrudes from the witches top. This is why you never see a witch in a crop top or [boob tube] Published:10/6/2022 3:05:13 PM
[Comedy] Daredevil shows up on ‘She-Hulk’ for one of the best superhero hookups ever Charlie Cox arrives as Daredevil in "She-Hulk," his official superhero debut at Marvel Studios. Published:10/6/2022 3:05:12 PM
[Comedy] Terminally Online The term for when a person has [gotten] so deep into [social media] that they [dedicate] themselves to issues that have no relevance in their day to day life Published:10/5/2022 3:13:15 PM
[Comedy] edutain combination of [two words]: [educate] and [entertain] ...edutain Published:10/4/2022 8:12:20 AM
[Comedy] guinea big An [alternate] [name] for a [Capybara] Published:10/4/2022 1:12:23 AM
[Comedy] big tiddie goth gf the most [desired] gf ever. everybody wants a big [tiddie] [goth] gf. she is goth and has big tiddie. Published:10/2/2022 5:56:08 AM
[Comedy] Scream Queen Originally a term used in horror and [slasher films] to describe the [leading lady]. This is where the title for the show [Scream Queens] originated. Published:10/2/2022 1:13:19 AM
[Comedy] smilence Smile and keep [silence]. Used when you know [the answer], but [do not want] to say it or there is some force stop you from telling it out. Published:9/30/2022 6:47:12 AM
[Comedy] Florida Man A [key word] used a lot to describe all the weird news stories about random Floridians committing weird and [dumb crimes], due to the state law regarding freedom of press about the fact that every police or court case must be public. Most of these weird stories, however, are related to white Florida men, the police and drugs. Due to this, this is why people outside Florida hate Florida. Can also be used as [Florida Woman]. Published:9/29/2022 8:39:52 PM
[Comedy] schlep A long and [tiresome] walk. [Origin]: [Yiddish]. Published:9/27/2022 6:17:46 AM
[Comedy] Cuck chair That single [chair] in a [hotel room] that’s always somehow [facing] the bed. Published:9/26/2022 5:57:19 AM
[Comedy] decorative gourd THE most useless thing known [to man]. have you even heard of a decorative gourd? [bet] you haven't. bet you have seen one. [but why] do they exist. Published:9/25/2022 6:22:15 AM
[Comedy] Zugzwang German word for "[compulsion] to move." Zugzwang is a term used in [chess] when [it's your] turn to move a piece, but regardless of where you move, you will be at a disadvantage. In other words Zugzwang is when you need to move, but you don't want to because of the terrible conditions. Published:9/24/2022 6:28:05 AM
[Comedy] Is the print newspaper comics page in trouble? The Lee Enterprises chain is cutting back comics pages across its nearly 80 newspapers, and many readers and cartoonists are not happy. Published:9/24/2022 6:28:05 AM
[Comedy] Gashte Ershad A specific kind of police force in [Iran] that roughly translates to "[morality] police". They are corrupt to the core and should not exist. The term can also be used as a curse word since they are all nasty [little shits]. Published:9/23/2022 5:50:40 AM
[Comedy] sext-husband A [husband] that was [divorced] because they got caught [sexting] another person. Published:9/22/2022 6:22:41 AM
[Comedy] Federize To completely [dominate] another player in any sport or game, particularly in tennis. Originates from [Roger Federer], [the master] of Federization Published:9/21/2022 5:54:55 AM
[Comedy] Gomad 1. Am acronym for "gallon of milk a day". A method used by practitioners of [bodybuilding] to put on significant amounts of muscle by consuming a gallon of milk, every single day. Frequently used in a [facetious] manner, denoting the ridiculous lengths people go to for the purpose of [bulking up]. Published:9/20/2022 7:38:57 AM
[Comedy] the mysteriously vanishing 40-year old actress The worst kept secret in American [entertainment] - be it film, stage or television : be a woman, be an actor and turn [40] years old, and your career is effectively over. [You're done]. Published:9/19/2022 11:37:36 AM
[Comedy] urge surfing Or [riding the wave]. Knowing your feelings will pass … ride [the wave] without judging , usually goes on within ourselves when a “[trigger] event “ happens Published:9/18/2022 6:38:05 AM
[Comedy] potaint This refers to the [soft] and [sensitive] part of [a potato] Published:9/18/2022 12:07:14 AM
[Comedy] Mourn Hub A [nickname] for a [funeral home] Published:9/16/2022 5:52:52 AM
[Comedy] mourny [The feeling] of extreme [horniness] during times of great [emotional] pain. Published:9/15/2022 6:10:25 AM
[Comedy] wooden onesie a term originated from [Ireland] used to [define] [a coffin] Published:9/14/2022 7:50:45 AM
[Comedy] covid virgin A term coined in 2021 by Dr. Sam [Fawaz] to describe a person who has had neither [the covid-19] virus nor any [vaccine] for said virus Published:9/13/2022 7:48:32 AM
[Comedy] chardonnay mom Soccer mom who is always [swilling] white wine at [Bridge Club], [Garden Club], Book Club, Junior League and the like. Her children are merely accessories to her social life. Chardonnay moms may be observed giggling, gossiping, or making ill-timed passes at friends' husbands. Published:9/12/2022 5:43:55 AM
[Comedy] Blursday [The day] you are presently [living] but have [no idea] what day it actually is. Published:9/11/2022 9:00:51 PM
[Comedy] good clean fun! Usually refers to activities that are [rated] for [all audiences] and does not involve any of [the following]: sex, drugs, alcohol Published:9/10/2022 7:45:34 AM
[Comedy] @tony_ferraro7 the existence of post nut clarity and pre nut confusion implies that there is mid nut learning Published:9/10/2022 7:45:34 AM
[Comedy] cockamamie Adj.: Crazy, [Off-kilter]. A word you use when you [can't think] of the proper [terminology]. Published:9/10/2022 12:42:00 AM
[Comedy] This you? A [rhetorical question] asked, usually on social media, to embarrass them with any online content from their past if they ever [contradict] themselves or have a very [unpopular opinion]. Published:8/29/2022 9:39:41 AM
[Comedy] Pity potty Sitting on a [pity potty] is a more solitary exercise than going to a pity party, but both describe feeling sorry for one-self. While sitting on the [pity pot], the victim bemoans his or her own fate, usually only making comparisons with those more fortunate--those richer, smarter, funnier, sexier, and better looking. And in far less trouble! "Oh, woe be me!" is a common thought, as is "Oh shit, oh damn!" Any recovering addict spends a lot of time first sitting on the pity pot and will strongly resemble a baby or toddler at early toilet-training. When addicts finally start to work their [twelve step program], they gradually learn how to accept responsibility for their own body functions and actions, do the right thing, and become productive members of society. At this point, the initial work is done, and the addict is able to get off the pot. Who flushes it, is irrelevant. At least the addict has stopped all that whining. Published:8/28/2022 7:20:16 AM
[Comedy] Dark Brandon A play on the term “[let’s go Brandon]”. Dark Brandon is a persona given to [46th president] Joe Biden. Dark Brandon is normally classified as a more politically aggressive biden, [taking action] against opponents rather than his common calls for unity Published:8/27/2022 7:14:06 AM
[Comedy] FOBI Fear of Being [Involved]/[Included]/[Invited] Published:8/26/2022 7:57:17 AM
[Comedy] text man a man that you only text. you don't go on dates with them or hook up with them, just have [casual] conversations until [one of you] gets bored and [ghosts]. Published:8/25/2022 4:54:51 PM
[Comedy] second breakfast [invented] by [hobbits], second [breakfast] is breakfast all over again Published:8/24/2022 8:25:30 AM
[Comedy] munch A [low-pressure], [social gathering] at a restaurant or pub for people into BDSM. Particularly intended for people new to the scene who might be [intimidated] by a play party Published:8/23/2022 8:59:54 AM
[Comedy] Found Family A [trope] common in fiction and fanfiction. It is the phenomenon where a group of people come to love each other like family, even through (and because) they aren't biologically related. The LGBTQ+ community in particular tends to favor this trope because it allows them to escape [overbearing] or harmful biological family. Found families can be found in [real-life] as well, as close friend groups may feel closer to each other than to biological family. Found Family is also known as Families of Choice. Published:8/22/2022 6:59:45 AM
[Comedy] Douchergheist (Noun) A [spirit] that embodies pure [douche] like behavior that can possess [one or more] people in an administrative setting. Published:8/21/2022 6:27:18 AM
[Comedy] sweet nothing a sweet nothing is a complementary statement with no real substance, usually whispered into the [ear] of a [significant other]. Most likely invented by [the French]... Published:8/20/2022 6:23:15 AM
[Comedy] splooting When a dog lays of their stomach with their [hind legs] behind them. While this may seem [trivial] it is the most effective way, known by man, to [assert dominance]. Published:8/19/2022 10:55:37 AM
[Comedy] pump cover A [pump] cover is gym slang for [sweatshirt]. It is called a pump cover because it hides your pump as you [workout]. Published:8/18/2022 6:13:24 AM
[Comedy] Quiet quit When physically, you still [turn up] to work but mentally, you check out and do the absolute [bare minimum] to [get by]. Published:8/17/2022 7:20:42 AM
[Comedy] Cockwomble A completely [useless person] that [spouts] [constant] bullshit Published:8/16/2022 6:29:42 AM
[Comedy] eighth grade syndrome 1. [A time] in life everyone tries to forget. It usually involves acting totally different than you actually are. Sometimes people think they have [superpowers] or think that they are super cool. No matter what case of [8th grade syndrome] it is, people will never want to remember it. Published:8/15/2022 6:42:38 AM
[Comedy] Peak times A phrase used in London by teenagers, basically when things are going really bad, or if [something's] really annoyed someone, etc. Usually used like "[good times]" and "[bad times]" are. The word "Peak" can also be used to describe something bad or shocking. Published:8/14/2022 9:32:07 AM
[Comedy] juvenoia The fear one generation of adults holds towards the younger [generations] succeeding them. Often times coincides with the inability to [recall] one's own childhood and use this as perspective when formulating opinions about "today's" youth. The feeling that entertainment, social practices, fashion, etc was superior in one's past when compared with how these are practiced by younger generations in [modern times]. Published:8/12/2022 6:23:19 AM
[Comedy] unforch [Short] for [unfortunately] Published:8/11/2022 7:14:26 AM
[Comedy] Big brain When you [do something] smart for once in your life. [overcome] a problem with a good [solution] Published:8/10/2022 3:34:00 PM
[Comedy] Cape When someone is protecting, [covering] [for or] being a “[hero]” for another person. Published:8/9/2022 1:31:28 PM
[Comedy] pajama rich The state of being exceedingly wealthy to the point where one forgoes usual attire for [pajamas]. The phrase is attributable to the [Sports Guy], Bill [Simmons], as he included it in an article on ESPN.com, though it is often incorrectly traced to Kanye West, who popularized the term. Published:8/8/2022 2:38:11 PM
[Comedy] Beyhive The Beyhive is Beyoncé's fan base. These fans are dedicated to Beyoncé no matter what she does. The Beyhive likes to refer to Beyoncé as their Queen Bey. The [Beyhive's] enemies are referred to as wasps (Beyoncé haters). Beyhive consists of both fans and stands of the Queeen Bey, and they will stick by her side through thick and thin. The Beyhive also has their own unique vocabulary: [beyhydrated] (miss Beyoncé), pollen (news on Beyoncé), [Beyutiful] (the word used when referring to Beyoncé as beautiful), and wasp (Beyoncé haters). Basically, the Beyhive can turn any word into a "Bey" word. The Beyhive is not only Beyoncé's fan base, but they are the best fan base hands down. Published:8/7/2022 8:14:48 AM
[Comedy] Rolling coal A large diesel truck equipped to blow large clouds of [black smoke] to signal a desire for [deep anal] [fisting] Published:8/6/2022 6:34:04 AM
[Comedy] nakey [Chilling] without any clothes on. Being able to live [freely] wihout clothes and the pressure of others to put some on. Having the confidence and deisre to show off your body no matter its shape or size. Living life the the [fullest]. Published:8/5/2022 8:59:38 AM
[Comedy] lawyer's lawyer When the [crimes] you [commit] are so bad that your [lawyer] needs to get a lawyer. Published:8/4/2022 8:30:06 AM
[Comedy] late-stage capitalism We have reached late-stage capitalism. This is the era where businesses, investors and even the layperson will try everything they possibly can to capitalize on literally anything and every situation. The increasingly diverse stock industry and the booming crypto mining industry can be seen as one of the many aspects of late-stage capitalism. There is no single way to define late-stage capitalism, as the effects are most often seen on a micro scale and the scope is very broad as a result of the plethora of industries. Some of the various examples of late-stage capitalism could include, but are not limited to: profiting off of your attractive physique, selling your personal data, selling your poop, [dropshipping], house flipping, game companies making every single game [pay-to-win], news corporations putting paywalls on their news sites, smartphone companies removing the [headphone] jack to save money, paying people to say positive [affirmations], etc etc. Essentially, it is capitalism but 10x more savage. Published:8/3/2022 8:32:04 AM
[Comedy] It's all gravy Gravy is [a sauce] made from the juices of meat or vegetables and enhances the flavour of a meal. In poorer times, to have gravy on your meal is a sign that you have sufficient meat and vegetables to make such a nice meal. Hence the phrase "on [the gravy] train" meaning that ones life was well [supplied] with good things, usually money. "It's all gravy" therefore means that there is an abundance of good things in the given circumstance. It should not be taken to mean that there is no problem or that a situation is liked, specifically. Those things may follow but are not necessarily connected. Published:8/2/2022 7:21:35 AM
[Comedy] prepper Someone who focuses on preparedness, generally for various worst-case scenarios like [peak oil] or [armageddon]. Sometimes used to avoid the more loaded term [survivalist]. Published:8/1/2022 8:34:32 AM
[Comedy] Soulslike A game that features elements similar to the game [Dark Souls]. e.g. skill based, [steep] difficulty, focus on [bosses], punishing deaths, rich enviroment. Published:7/31/2022 10:38:03 AM
[Comedy] Unfuckwithable (adj.) When you are truly at [peace] and in touch with yourself, and nothing anyone says or does bothers you, and no [negativity] or drama can [touch you]. Published:7/30/2022 6:34:11 AM
[Comedy] recession dating When you go out on a date with someone you're [not interested] in to get [a free] meal due to the state of [the economy]. Published:7/29/2022 8:53:04 AM
[Comedy] don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining something you say when someone [lies] to you, [cheats] [on you], betrays you Published:7/28/2022 6:32:12 AM
[Comedy] In the near future A phrase often described to something that will be done within a short time, the near. [Nobody knows] how long the near future is, its a [mystery]. It is often used to shut people [the fuck up] when they will ask when something will be done. Published:7/27/2022 9:19:08 AM
[Comedy] lightbulb tan A [lightbulb] tan is a tan gained from spending lots of time under a lightbulb. It usually results in people who are abnormally white. People who have lightbulb [tans] live in places that are in the middle of nowhere, are usually completely antisocial, and seem to never come out of their bright [caves]. Published:7/26/2022 7:04:38 AM
[Comedy] ‘Black Panther: Wakanda Forever’ trailer: The five biggest takeaways An emotional trailer for the new sequel “Black Panther: Wakanda Forever” debuted over the weekend at San Diego Comic-Con. Published:7/25/2022 10:38:23 AM
[Comedy] passenger princess A pretty girl that has no other job but to look pretty in the [passenger] [seat] while her [sneaky link]/boyfriend/significant other drives. Published:7/25/2022 7:27:19 AM
[Comedy] bald by choice A gentleman who has chosen to avoid [hair loss] or [premature] [balding]. He has shaved his head and keeps it that way, maintaining that look. Published:7/24/2022 6:12:52 AM
[Comedy] the rent is too damn high On October 18th, 2010, [Jimmy McMillan] debated on behalf of the "[The Rent Is Too Damn High]" party in the [gubernatorial] debate in NY. His aim is to provide support to people who have lost jobs, help put a roof over their heads, and allow them to feed their families "breakfast, lunch, and dinner." Jimmy McMillan is also a karate expert and a proponent of gay marriage. Published:7/23/2022 8:21:01 AM
[Comedy] shit shower shave Shit, shower, and shave (the British military called it "[ablutions]") was a phrase that originated in [WWI], where the US military tried to "train" soldiers to perform certain functions ( to shit, shower, and you guessed it) in the morning so as to not be interrupted during actual combat (WWI was primarily a "[daylight]" war). By the end of [WWII], combat was a 24 hour event, and they could never actually TRAIN the body to crap [on command], so the practice was dropped. I've never heard anyone use it who wasn't a veteran of WWII. My dad (a WWII marine) used to say it in the morning and assumed that I (A Vietnam vet) knew what he was talking about. I just thought to myself "gee, dad, that's a weird thing to share..." Published:7/22/2022 9:30:41 AM
[Comedy] Rawdogging life When you [live your life] without [drugs], [medication], etc. Published:7/21/2022 7:16:39 AM
[Comedy] cold shower taker a man that is a chad of the highest caliber listens to the [metal gear rising] [revengance] sound track while in the shower fights off his [inner demons] doesn't know what hentai is Published:7/20/2022 8:31:30 AM
[Comedy] Cardboardeaux The [classy] [term] for [boxed wine] Published:7/19/2022 8:53:15 AM
[Comedy] have a cow A frequent utterance of Bart Simpson, "[Don't have a cow]" dismisses the other person's feelings as overreactive to the situation. The person who expresses anger, shock, disgust, or any of several other negative feelings towards an action or person is seen as having a cow. The person who induces [bovine delivery], either through doing it or telling of the activity, often tries to minimize the activity as something not so bad. Saying [don't have a cow] minimizes both the activity itself *and* the person's feelings who is having the cow. Published:7/18/2022 7:11:43 AM
[Comedy] scottish slang Scotland is like a completely different part of the universe. although our native language is English 88% of people that live in Scotland speak slang. like if the English were to say a word, we'd make up something completely different but meaning the same thing e.g. an English person would say hey/hello. we [Scott's] would say [Awright] ya wee [baw bag]. we use insults as a greeting term Published:7/17/2022 7:38:28 AM
[Comedy] Leaf Blower Person who's sole purpose is to make their mess the problem of other people. Derivation: [Leaf] [blowers] blow mess out of the property into streets and lawns of other people and don't remove the mess, but just [relocate] it. Published:7/16/2022 7:53:31 AM
[Comedy] No juul july For the whole month of [july] [boys and girls] can not hit their [juuls] Published:7/15/2022 8:23:09 AM
[Comedy] [David Post] Lies, Damned Lies, and … How a truly ridiculous statistical notion played its part in the January 6 uprising Published:7/15/2022 7:31:21 AM
[Comedy] psychonaut An explorer of one's own mind. A psychonaut often embarks on inner voyages with the aid of psychoactive substances, meditation, [sensory deprivation], [binaural] beats, and other means. Most commonly, one who experiments with psychedelic substances, such as psilocybin, LSD, MDMA (ecstasy), peyote, or mescalin. The goal of the psychonaut is to learn about self and reality by transcending normal consciousness. [Psychonauts] are distinguished from purely recreational users of psychoactive substances in their desire to learn and grow from these experiences. Published:7/15/2022 4:23:21 AM
[Comedy] bureaucrastasy The [transient] feeling of [ecstasy] derived from finally overcoming the obstacles [put in] your way by bureaucrats – which only lasts until you think about how much of your time & money they’ve wasted.
Published:7/13/2022 6:26:16 AM
[Comedy] Garry Trudeau dives into NFTs, selling ‘Doonesbury’ strips in an auction "Doonesbury" creator Garry Trudeau embraces an NFT experiment as strips and collectibles are being sold in a charity auction. Published:7/13/2022 6:26:16 AM
[Comedy] Hoochie Daddy Shorts Shorts worn by a man that the equivalent of "[Daisy Dukes]" on a woman. Usually, these shorts are cut above [the knee], generally mid-thigh, and fit tight around the [buttocks].
Published:7/12/2022 6:42:56 AM
[Comedy] Tikbait Something used as [clickbait] in a video on the popular [social media platform], TikTok. Popular “[tikbait]” imagery include expensive things, food, the female body, and numerous others.
Published:7/11/2022 7:42:04 AM
[Comedy] Vabbing When [a women] sticks her fingers in her vagina and puts the [juices] behind her ears to attract men and [get laid].
Published:7/10/2022 8:35:01 AM
[Comedy] Soft Life Opposite of [hard life]. Where you make decisions that leave you feeling stress free and vibrating higher. Less about wealth (though it helps) and more about making good choices. - ordering an Uber to your [devil dick] appointment instead of taking public transport. - [Cancelling]/rejecting plans with problematic friends & family members
Published:7/9/2022 8:11:54 AM
[Comedy] Them's the breaks American/Australian slang. Possibly short for "that is the breakdown". It means "that's just how it is" or "that's how [the cookie] [crumbles]". Sometimes rendered as "[dems]...", "those...", etc.
Published:7/8/2022 6:45:36 AM
[Comedy] ‘Yu-Gi-Oh!’ creator Kazuki Takahashi dies at 60 Takahashi, whose body was found Wednesday, created the comic "Yu-Gi-Oh!" -- which became a multibillion-dollar goliath. Published:7/7/2022 3:28:45 PM
[Comedy] British Exit The opposite of an Irish Goodbye, the British Exit is a [departure] from a party that is specifically designed to be as harmful to everyone involved as possible. This can include [verbal abuse], extensive damage, loud refusals to pay for anything, and [hurling] oneself through a closed window into people standing outside.
Published:7/7/2022 12:43:52 PM
[Comedy] How Christian Bale became one of the great superhero movie villains Christian Bale explains his role as Gorr the God Butcher in the new movie "Thor: Love and Thunder." Published:7/7/2022 12:43:52 PM
[Comedy] How cartoonists are taking on gun culture after Highland Park shooting Cartoonists are finding ways to comment on gun culture after the Fourth of July parade mass shooting in Highland Park, Ill. Published:7/6/2022 3:57:24 PM
[Comedy] PIMO [Physically] In, Mentally Out. A [term] used by the ex-jw [community].
Published:7/6/2022 9:25:47 AM
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[Comedy] AmeriKKKa [Cynical] corruption of "America" (as in [United States of America]) especially as relevant to the worst [deeds] and attitudes of its government; used by citizens of the country and others alike.
Published:7/4/2022 1:45:54 PM
[Comedy] LGBTQ A [delicious sandwich] containing Lettuce, [guacamole], bacon,tomato, and [quantum physics].
Published:7/3/2022 12:14:34 PM
[Comedy] morning constitutional While most might think of a [early morning] walk when hearing this term, the term morning constitutional can also be used to [define] what happens when someone has to take a early morning [bowel movement].
Published:7/2/2022 6:45:50 AM
[Comedy] A New Yorker cartoonist chronicles the rise of a socialist state senator Artist Sofia Warren shadowed New York legislator Julia Salazar to write the graphic memoir "Radical: My Year With a Socialist Senator." Published:7/2/2022 5:29:11 AM
[Comedy] My brother in Christ what you [call] someone before you call them out on their [problems]/[hypocrisy]
Published:7/1/2022 10:00:03 AM
[Comedy] with a grain of pepper [Taking] [shit] [seriously].
Published:6/30/2022 1:26:49 PM
[Comedy] Womb sniffer A fragile, [power hungry] male who thinks he has [a say] over [women’s rights].
Published:6/29/2022 9:38:10 AM
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