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[Comedy] hellaciously When it's not [just] [crazy] its [HELLA] crazy.
Published:1/16/2022 5:59:56 PM
[Comedy] Dracula Sneeze [Dracula sneeze] "Covering one's mouth with the [crook] of one's elbow when sneezing, seen as similar to popular portrayals of [the vampire] Dracula, in which he hides the lower half of his face with a cape."
Published:1/15/2022 1:01:48 PM
[Comedy] Spider-Man comic-book page sells for a record $3.36 million From movies to comic-book art, Spider-Man is the hottest character with consumers with right now. Published:1/15/2022 1:01:48 PM
[Comedy] Farmyard Tennis Two people [ass to ass], passing [an egg] back and forth until one cannot return it. Loser typically is made out to eat the resulting [egg].
Published:1/14/2022 7:57:35 AM
[Comedy] Singleish I [philosophy]/lifestyle on love and relationships in which one remains single in the sense of not entering any kind of [committed relationship] but continues to date and enjoy non-platonical relationships with not intentions to start one. They [do not want] to simply have sex with people or they would just be a player. They are crucially open about their desires and do not lead anyone into thinking they mean to commit more than they do.
Published:1/13/2022 11:35:38 PM
[Comedy] Toilet Read A Toilet Read is [a book] or [magazine] that stays in the bathroom/[toilet area] and is read when one is sitting on the toilet.
Published:1/12/2022 6:35:57 PM
[Comedy] Temuera Morrison has the only face that could bring Boba Fett back to life Temuera Morrison is back as Boba Fett after originally starring in the Star Wars prequels as Jango Fett. Published:1/12/2022 6:35:57 PM
[Comedy] The Great Resignation The Great Resignation is a phenomenon that describes record numbers of people leaving their jobs during the COVID-19 pandemic in 2021, often with no [prospects] lined up. Associated with the trend is the [anti-work] movement (created in 2013) and the associated subreddit r/[antiwork]. Both experienced a boom in members and activity with the increase of job resignations over the course of the pandemic.
Published:1/11/2022 1:40:23 PM
[Comedy] It’s time to redeem Andrew Garfield’s Spider-Man Andrew Garfield's Spider-Man gets another look in “No Way Home.” Published:1/11/2022 1:40:23 PM
[Comedy] Kodak courage An extra dose of courage and the tendency to go beyond one's usual physical limits when being filmed or photographed (from [action sports] such as skateboarding, [snowboarding], and [extreme skiing]).
Published:1/10/2022 8:35:59 AM
[Comedy] Urban dictionary mods Evil. Pure and utter evil. [Opinionated] and [devilish] who devide [whats what] and what goes on and off the website
Published:1/8/2022 5:32:12 AM
[Comedy] Voluntell Voluntell is when you [volunteer] [someone else] to do something and then [tell them] to do it.
Published:1/7/2022 12:35:55 AM
[Comedy] dummy spitter adult who gets angry over chldish things and over reacts, much like a baby when its [toys] are taken away. a [dummy] is also called [a pacifier] that is placed in a babies mouth. when it wants to scream it spits the dummy out.
Published:1/5/2022 7:36:11 PM
[Comedy] Thinkiness noun. The appearance of careful consideration, importance, substance, or profundity while lacking each. Adjective: [thinky]. [cf]. [truthiness]
Published:1/4/2022 2:33:55 PM
[Comedy] Toxic Positivity Toxic Positivity is the belief that, "if you just [stay positive], you will [overcome] any [obstacle]," to such a degree that you invalidate natural emotional responses and the person having those feelings.
Published:1/3/2022 9:32:12 AM
[Comedy] sober curious [Curious] about staying [sober] for more than a few days but not willing to not drink myself into [oblivion].....
Published:1/2/2022 4:34:16 AM
[Comedy] Hollywood’s top 12 superhero performances of the year, ranked Hiddleston and Holland? Simu and Florence Pugh? Here's who delivered in the year's top superhero roles Published:12/30/2021 6:35:13 PM
[Comedy] Why Spider-Man’s lawyer in ‘No Way Home’ is such a big deal Spider-Man and Doctor Strange aren’t the only superheroes in “No Way Home.” Published:12/21/2021 5:24:13 PM
[Comedy] ‘The Gunk’: Cleaning doesn’t have to be a chore "The Gunk" is a game centered around cleaning up, well, gunk. It might not sound like an interesting diversion but it works because there is something satisfying to radically altering the appearance of a landscape. Published:12/18/2021 2:24:20 AM
[Comedy] Tom Holland is still a Spider-Man fan at heart “The excitement of being Spider-Man when I was 19 still hasn’t gone away,” says Tom Holland, who brings the character to “No Way Home” this weekend. Published:12/16/2021 9:23:00 PM
[Comedy] The 10 best Christmas-themed superhero movies and shows you can stream right now Christmas-set superhero movies and TV episodes include “Hawkeye,” “Batman Returns,” “Lois and Clark” … and remember that “Jingle Bells” scene in “Iron Man 3”? Published:12/12/2021 1:24:12 AM
[Comedy] How cartoons are capturing anxieties about the omicron variant In addressing the reactions to omicron variant, political cartoonists are focusing on fatigue and fear. Published:12/2/2021 9:26:13 AM
[Comedy] Hailee Steinfeld of ‘Hawkeye’ could become the next big star of the Marvel universe Hailee Steinfeld discusses her role in the new Marvel Studios “Hawkeye” series on Disney Plus — and how the color purple took over her life. Published:11/25/2021 3:23:17 AM
[Comedy] How Lin-Manuel Miranda became a go-to songwriter for Disney For his new film "Encanto," Lin-Manuel Miranda was inspired by family, Colombian instruments and the Disney songbook. Published:11/23/2021 10:23:58 PM
[Comedy] Cartoonist Ray Billingsley has been portraying Black family life for decades — and now he’s getting his due The "Curtis" cartoonist Ray Billingsley has brought heart and humor to such serious subjects as covid-19 — and his peers just gave him the Reuben Award for outstanding cartoonist of the year. Published:11/20/2021 7:24:31 AM
[Comedy] The story of how Superman came out as bisexual: It ‘makes perfect sense’ DC Comics' new Superman, who comes out as bisexual in an issue released Tuesday, is fighting for truth, justice and a more inclusive future. Published:11/16/2021 4:24:53 PM
[Comedy] @tony_ferraro7 the existence of post nut clarity and pre nut confusion implies that there is mid nut learning Published:11/14/2021 6:24:52 AM
[Comedy] @ronnui_ A haunted house but for awkward interactions. Someone pops out at you and you're like "nice to meet you" and they're like "haha actually we've already met" Published:11/11/2021 8:24:27 PM
[Comedy] @ronnui_ A haunted house but for awkward interactions. Someone pops out at you and you're like "nice to meet you" and they're like "haha actually we've already met" Published:11/10/2021 3:24:16 PM
[Comedy] @femalelobotomy pinterest is so fucking crazy because i'll be saving an innocent photo of someone's sweater only to find out that the pin description is Kneel TOM RIDDLE X READER | WATTPAD Published:11/8/2021 5:23:23 AM
[Comedy] ‘The Peanuts Movie’: How a director, inspired by Schulz, brings his new film into line Behind the screens: How 'Peanuts Movie' Steve Martino is bringing Charlie Brown's first feature film into line. Published:11/3/2021 10:26:28 AM
[Comedy] @Sadcrib i wonder if actors ever be in the middle of filming and just think “oh yeah this shit finna flop” Published:11/2/2021 5:27:17 AM
[Comedy] @maevedunigan bf is being hunter (ordering the bagels) I am being gatherer (asking ppl if I could please steal one of the chairs from their table if they’re not using it, no problem if not) Published:10/28/2021 9:23:37 AM
[Comedy] Mort Sahl, whose political comedy set the bar for future humorists, dies at 94 Dubbed “Will Rogers with fangs,” the comedian had a fearless style that was revolutionary in the 1950s. During the height of Sen. Joseph McCarthy’s anti-communist witch hunts, Mr. Sahl took the position that “McCarthy doesn’t question what you say as much as your right to say it.” Published:10/27/2021 4:27:03 AM
[Comedy] @bocxtop don’t understand ppl who are productive during the weekend, weekends are for feeling weird and wondering if ur friends hate u Published:10/24/2021 6:24:20 PM
[Comedy] @zarawesome meetings should have a button you can secretly press and if everyone presses the button the meeting suddenly ends Published:10/21/2021 9:43:29 PM
[Comedy] @PallaviGunalan microdosing a relationship by getting into arguments with my male friends Published:10/18/2021 6:42:21 AM
[Comedy] ‘Metroid Dread’: A revitalization of the old action-exploration formula “Metroid Dread” deftly alternates between making the player feel powerful and powerless. Published:10/15/2021 11:15:22 PM
[Comedy] @bocxtop don’t understand ppl who are productive during the weekend, weekends are for feeling weird and wondering if ur friends hate u Published:10/14/2021 6:15:08 PM
[Comedy] Ruthie Tompson, who died at age 111, was a Disney trailblazer in ‘a man’s world’ Disney's “Snow White” helped launch Ruthie Tompson on a four-decade career in animation. Published:10/13/2021 1:23:21 PM
[Comedy] Voteflake

Anyone who protests the results of the 2020 US Presidential Election without any proof or evidence and refuses to recognize Joe Biden as the 46th President of the United States of America.

After over 50 cases brought before, and thrown out of, US courts, including the Supreme Court, hundreds of Trump supporters, claiming to be a million supporters, continued to cry and protest and chant outside the White House, like a bunch of voteflakes.

Published:10/12/2021 8:12:48 AM
[Comedy] @aly__dixon doctor at my check up asked me if i had “any feelings of depression or anxiety” and i said “don’t we all” and she said “no” lol Published:10/9/2021 10:13:53 PM
[Comedy] @BrandyLJensen how long could a doctor leave you in an exam room before you considered like, popping your head out to ask what’s going on. for me i think about seven hours Published:10/6/2021 1:06:28 PM
[Comedy] @IsabelSteckel [me getting in the back of an ambulance] hi, for isabel? Published:10/3/2021 12:51:06 PM
[Comedy] @kristoferthomas what if i said “if you think cheetah print is sexy, you’re fetishizing bestiality” and logged off for three days Published:9/29/2021 3:53:42 PM
[Comedy] @bolaluncher Every year on NYE I think “no way they can turn this number into glasses” and every year I am wrong Published:9/27/2021 11:32:19 AM
[Comedy] @mockingnerd “Pretty sure my clowns are about to lay eggs” is an absolutely terrifying sentence coming from anyone other than my coworker with a saltwater home aquarium. Published:9/19/2021 6:27:23 AM
[Comedy] @bbybeanburrito my dream? to stand on the street and say the words "yeah, i'm gonna have to call you back..." while watching some sort of monstrosity overtake manhattan Published:9/15/2021 3:37:17 PM
[Comedy] [Jonathan H. Adler] Norm MacDonald and the Professor of Logic A sharp bit by the late, great comic. Published:9/14/2021 5:00:46 PM
[Comedy] @wordtoMae life so boring when you don’t got a crush to be delusional about Published:9/10/2021 1:58:08 PM
[Comedy] John Oliver is helping museums through the pandemic — by lending them rat erotica Oliver’s collection of paintings — which also includes a portrait of Wendy Williams eating a lamb chop — has begun a national tour. Published:9/9/2021 5:14:10 AM
[Comedy] @bocxtop ppl on linkedin be like "NEVER take a vacation ALWAYS neglect ur family and u can be as successful as me, a mid-level manager at state farm" Published:9/8/2021 11:45:47 AM
[Comedy] Published:9/7/2021 2:37:08 AM
[Comedy] @delia_cai do you ever leave a social situation and you're just like mmm that was not my best work Published:9/3/2021 6:35:38 AM
[Comedy] In ‘Shang-Chi,’ Simu Liu finally gets the role he always wanted Simu Liu has been “manifesting this kind of superhero role for myself for a long time,” he says of Shang-Chi. Published:9/2/2021 5:28:37 AM
[Comedy] @big_poppa135 If anyone is worried about the government putting tracking chips in the vaccines, just remember that i (govt employee) am operating on Word 2007 Published:9/1/2021 9:00:27 AM
[Comedy] @AndrewMichaan i like the QR code menu thing because it’s refreshing to be on your phone more Published:8/26/2021 9:47:24 AM
[Comedy] ‘Spider-Man: No Way Home’ trailer: Here’s what’s revealed and what we still don’t know Just how many Spider-Men are we dealing with in this movie? It's still unclear. Published:8/25/2021 4:49:21 AM
[Comedy] @adampjthain academics will say “put simply”, and follow it with the least comprehensible sentence you’ve ever read Published:8/24/2021 6:59:20 AM
[Comedy] @internetanja love when the washing machine gets to the angry part. let it out girl Published:8/23/2021 2:00:44 AM
[Comedy] ‘Road 96’: The concept delivers, but the details are sorely lacking “Road 96” feels like a preview of a better future in which another game grafts more sophistication onto its sturdy template. Published:8/23/2021 2:00:43 AM
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