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[Comedy] caught lacking

Being caught by the enemy without a weapon to defend yourself

Hey how did Johnny? die I heard he was caught lacking

Published:9/18/2018 1:01:04 PM
[Comedy] First ‘Captain Marvel’ trailer finally delivers what fans have waited a decade for Blockbuster Video? A younger Samuel L. Jackson? “Captain Marvel” footage hurtles us back to the '90s. Published:9/18/2018 1:01:04 PM
[Comedy] lewk

Any outfit you put a special amount of attention into constructing, potentially for an event or special occasion, usually with some sort of theme or reference you're attempting to invoke.

Oh honey, your lewk tonight is giving me 'Leanne Rimes in a hurricane'.

Published:9/17/2018 2:54:22 AM
[Comedy] Throwing Ass

Twerking, shaking your booty in a circle, or just shaking your booty in general. Often done in clubs or on dance floors.

Damn! Look at her over there! She's throwing ass all over the place!

Published:9/16/2018 2:33:11 AM
[Comedy] @LucieBritsch A page after the acknowledgements for people that have wronged you. Published:9/15/2018 10:40:23 PM
[Comedy] X-Men cartoonist Ed Piskor brings his grand creative designs “I never thought I would work for Marvel,” says Eisner Award-winning cartoonist Ed Piskor. Published:9/15/2018 3:22:21 AM
[Comedy] left on read

When someone reads someone's text, but does not reply.

Kayla: Have you talked to Brittany?
Pam: Yeah, 5 minutes ago.
Kayla: Wow. I was left on read by her an hour ago.

Published:9/15/2018 3:22:20 AM
[Comedy] A racist Serena Williams cartoon went viral. Here’s how to caricature her the right way. Cartoonist Mark Knight and the Herald Sun defended their offensive portrayal. But there are much better ways to render the tennis star. Published:9/13/2018 1:12:09 PM
[Comedy] How the White House handles hurricanes, according to cartoons After Hurricane Maria, what will the response to Hurricane Florence be? Published:9/13/2018 8:09:56 AM
[Comedy] whose ass is it gonna be

"whose ass is it gonna be" or WAITGB is used when trying to figure out who is to blame in a situation, usually to punish them.

Person 1: Someone robbed a helpless elderly man.
Person 2: Alright, whose ass is it gonna be?
or it can be used jokingly
Person 1: Someone leaked a major spoiler for a highly anticipated movie.
Person2: Whose ass is it gonna be?

Published:9/13/2018 2:20:16 AM
[Comedy] @mollymcnearney I wonder who is laughing at me harder when I pack my bag for a vacation: my workout clothes or my book. Published:9/12/2018 7:08:36 PM
[Comedy] Archie Comics’ newest idea? Putting its beloved characters on the front line of war. "Archie 1941" takes Riverdale back to World War II, the era in which the characters first appeared but never truly embraced. Published:9/12/2018 12:29:21 PM
[Comedy] Henry Cavill might be out as Superman amid larger DC shift The DCEU has endured underwhelming Superman and Batman films. Published:9/12/2018 12:00:49 PM
[Comedy] An Australian artist’s racist Serena Williams cartoon receives swift and international blowback Mark Knight's cartoon is a stark reminder of how black champions were depicted for decades. Published:9/12/2018 9:56:30 AM
[Comedy] Roz Chast and Dave Gibbons inducted into Harvey Awards’ Hall of Fame Manga artist Harold Sakuishi and San Diego Comic-Con author/administrator Jackie Estrada are also honored. Published:9/12/2018 7:23:18 AM
[Comedy] Don't Work Like Should

Informal slang when something does not function the way it is designed or developed for.

The light switch would not power the lights. Don't work like should.

Published:9/12/2018 2:30:20 AM
[Comedy] A 9/11 anniversary cartoon from Roll Call sparks a divisive reaction R.J. Matson's use of twin towers symbology makes a pointed statement about alleged Russian interference in U.S. elections. Published:9/11/2018 1:55:09 PM
[Comedy] Can ‘Iron Fist’ become Netflix’s best Marvel show? Yes, and here’s how. All of a sudden, a third season of "Iron Fist" seems like a really big deal. Published:9/11/2018 10:33:26 AM
[Comedy] qtna

questions that need answers

why does she tweet people, but not text me back #qtna
why doesnt he change his underwear #qtna

Published:9/11/2018 2:29:26 AM
[Comedy] ‘Shadow of the Tomb Raider’ is good at what it does, but seems awfully familiar It's very entertaining, but it's really a familiar thrill ride with new scenery. Published:9/11/2018 2:29:25 AM
[Comedy] @braag_ hello vegans, if PIGS are so SMART why do 66% of them build houses with INEFFECTIVE, STUPID materials Published:9/9/2018 9:24:53 PM
[Comedy] A huge Latin American cartoon hit aims to crack the U.S. market "Macanudo," a whimsical strip by Argentine artist Liniers, enters U.S. syndication with nods to Spielberg and Stephen King. Published:9/8/2018 7:08:36 AM
[Comedy] Chevrolegs

The kind of vehicle you own when you can't afford a car.

Your feet.

Girl: "What kind of car you got?"
Guy: "Chevrolegs."
Girl: "Loser!"

Published:9/8/2018 2:34:39 AM
[Comedy] How political cartoons show a Trump who can’t trust anyone now A “Fox and Friends” host tells Trump to trust family. Do cartoonists agree? Published:9/7/2018 9:17:34 AM
[Comedy] lodestar

Slang term for a brand of twinkly vibrator favored by Christian farm girls in Indiana.

"Mike, be a good boy and reach in the bedside drawer to get Lodestar for your Mother. but put some lard on it first!"

Published:9/7/2018 2:20:25 AM
[Comedy] @jordan_stratton You. Me. Fine wine. Candlelit dinner. A fireplace. Romantic music. Pancakes. Spaceship. The Civil War. Giraffes. I'm... I'm having a stroke. Published:9/6/2018 3:28:53 PM
[Comedy] Here’s the most surprising new ‘Captain Marvel’ revelation The film rethinks the Kree fighting team — and returns some “Guardians of the Galaxy” characters. Published:9/6/2018 1:51:31 PM
[Comedy] How cartoonists are responding to Bob Woodward’s book and the New York Times op-ed Satire follows two bombshells written about Trump. Published:9/6/2018 11:55:47 AM
[Comedy] Look what the selfie dragged in!

When you post a bomb af selfie and you start getting texts from all the ghosts of boyfriends past.

Rebecca: "OH MY GOD GURL YOUR MOST RECENT INSTA POST WAS A-MAZING!"

Brittney: "Thanks girl! Josh, Sam AND Kyle all slid into my dm's straight after I posted it..."

Rebecca: "Well well! Look what the selfie dragged in!"

Published:9/6/2018 2:21:18 AM
[Comedy] The new DC Universe streaming service is a nostalgic trip for fans — even without original shows yet It's a rabbit hole that includes "Lois and Clark," "Batman: The Animated Series" and even digital versions of the comic books. Published:9/5/2018 12:51:47 PM
[Comedy] ‘Marvel’s Spider-Man’ is breathtaking, electrifying, and a tad too predictable The overall result is a spectacular experience that wins with varied play, humor and amusement park-like excitement Published:9/5/2018 12:27:10 PM
[Comedy] ‘Iron Fist’ is much better in Season 2 thanks to a strong supporting cast More Davos, Daughters of the Dragon and the debut of Typhoid Mary make the difference. Published:9/5/2018 6:19:42 AM
[Comedy] bread chasing

Popular slang term used to depict hard work twords a long term goal that results in boost of income a.k.a bread.

Guy 1: where’s Seth? He was supposed to be at the party.

Guy 2: he's been on that grind, bread chasing with dale

Published:9/5/2018 2:24:50 AM
[Comedy] Finally, Sony’s ‘Spider-Man’ is the game Marvel cinematic fans deserve Super hero games have seldom hit the mark with core audiences, but Spider-Man fans and gamers alike should embrace Sony's new web-slinging story. Published:9/4/2018 8:13:57 PM
[Comedy] Wheeling

The act where a young female and young male are in a "phase" before dating. Like flirting but a bit more commitment. Includes talking, hugging, kissing, hand holding, flirting ect. Basically another term for dating but less awkward and more teen friendly.

Darren: "me and Michelle are wheeling"
Cody: "sick wheels man"

Published:9/4/2018 3:40:13 PM
[Comedy] @DadandBuried Let’s get married and have kids so instead of using our years of education to change the world we can be butlers to tiny people who won’t stop screaming at us. Published:9/3/2018 8:21:33 PM
[Comedy] home

A place where I can poop for however long I desire.

I had dinner at Taco Bell and then I went home and spent the rest of the night on the crapper.

Published:9/3/2018 8:21:32 PM
[Comedy] Business Fabulous

When you dress so fabulous at work that no one is on your level.

“We asked everyone to dress business casual but Hannah dressed business fabulous and we all feel inferior.”
“That golden jumpsuit is straight up business fabulous.”

Published:9/2/2018 2:17:43 AM
[Comedy] stop resisting

A phrase used by local police right before you get beat to a bloody mess or end up dead. Many believe it is the law enforcement equivalent of the "Allahu Akbar" chant given when Muslim extremists kill someone.

Wife- Please don't shoot him! He hasn't taken his meds, but he's fine. He's unarmed!
Husband - I'm unarmed! I haven't done anything wrong!
Police - "Stop Resisting!" *Gunshots*
Wife and children - **Weeping

Published:9/1/2018 2:34:32 AM
[Comedy] How the Church is reacting to the latest priest abuse scandal, according to cartoons As the latest scandal grows, so does the visual scrutiny. Published:8/31/2018 8:00:36 AM
[Comedy] Hall of Fame artist Marie Severin, 89, was a beloved and irrepressible comics pioneer Severin did "breathtaking and groundbreaking work at EC and Marvel," says comics colleagues. Published:8/31/2018 7:30:19 AM
[Comedy] pink clouding

Pretending everything is okay to everyone when it really isn't.

(Girl jumps to her death). Cop: "I just talked to her yesterday. She was pink clouding, and I knew it." ~Amanda Rollins, Law & Order SVU

Published:8/31/2018 2:27:37 AM
[Comedy] Alec Baldwin says ’25 guys’ could play his Joker movie part. Here are a few suggestions. Some of these A-listers and Todd Phillips veterans could just do the trick. Published:8/30/2018 12:16:39 PM
[Comedy] ‘Donut County’ is a little bit about gentrification — and a whole lot of fun The game might not make you think any differently about gentrification but it will likely take your mind off other real-world cares. Published:8/30/2018 9:32:25 AM
[Comedy] zaddy

The slang term for a really "handsome" guy who is very appealing and looks really fashionable. He has to have swag and sex appeal and look sexy and attractive.

Daaaaaamn. Reggie Bush is a zaaaaaddy!!!

or... Daaaaaamn! Did you see that dude? He was a ZADDY!!!

Published:8/30/2018 2:23:07 AM
[Comedy] Pulitzer-winning cartoonist once loved spoofing Trump. Now he’s ready to move on. "It’s hard to top [Trump] in a cartoon," says "Very Stable Genius" author Mike Luckovich. Published:8/29/2018 12:19:04 PM
[Comedy] venntersection

The lens/football-shaped area where circles of a Venn diagram overlap/intersect.

The venntersection of employed college graduates and people who can afford nice homes in the San Francisco Bay Area is shockingly small.

Published:8/29/2018 2:11:56 AM
[Comedy] Cartoon wars: Netflix and Hulu land two of the biggest creators in animation "Rick and Morty" and "Gravity Falls" creator jump into the streaming-service race. Published:8/28/2018 5:36:17 PM
[Comedy] Actually, maybe two Joker movies is just fine. Here’s why. The casting of Alec Baldwin adds intrigue to Todd Phillips's curious, mid-budget Joker project starring Joaquin Phoenix. Published:8/28/2018 3:50:46 PM
[Comedy] fanny flutters

Fanny flutters is when you see someone and get a slight tingling sensation in your private area. It could suggest you could have some sort of have sexual chemistry with them and want so have sexual interactions with them to or just find them extremely attractive

“Omg he gives me the fanny flutters”

Published:8/28/2018 2:28:25 AM
[Comedy] You may think Ethan Hawke dissed superhero movies, but here are two points you shouldn’t miss The actor is really pointing to the massive shift in economic realities at the major studios. Published:8/27/2018 4:53:48 PM
[Comedy] How artists are saluting the memory of Sen. John McCain Cartoonists point to the patriotism and service of the war hero and longtime politician. Published:8/27/2018 8:03:20 AM
[Comedy] short hairs

A euphemism for "pubic hairs," itself in this context a euphemistic metonymy for "balls". It is used mostly in expressions such as "to have someone by the short hairs," which is to say "to have someone in a very difficult or hopeless situation," equivalent to "to have someone by the balls."

It was a real Catch 22! They had me by the short hairs, and they knew it.

Published:8/27/2018 2:43:09 AM
[Comedy] CRB

Cock Rules Brain

Any man in an excited state looses control over is body and his Cock rules his Brain (CRB )

Published:8/26/2018 2:06:29 AM
[Comedy] @pmilbs_ One of my favorite games to play is “is my headache from dehydration, caffeine withdrawal, lack of proper nutrition, my ponytail, stress, lack of sleep, not wearing my glasses or brain tumor?” Published:8/25/2018 5:37:08 PM
[Comedy] H/C

Fanfiction term meaning hurt/comfort. One character often gets hurt in the story while the other comforts him/her.

That Jim/Blair story was purely H/C.

Published:8/25/2018 2:32:06 AM
[Comedy] ‘The Fix’ comic cover finds inspiration in Broadway legend Al Hirschfeld "The Fix” artist Steve Lieber elegantly nods to the famed artist for his forthcoming cover. Published:8/24/2018 12:58:49 PM
[Comedy] The New Yorker’s latest Trump cover invokes a crime family: ‘The Sopranos’ Barry Blitt likes to quote pop culture in his art. His latest Trump cover cites a memorable Tony Soprano chase scene. Published:8/24/2018 7:53:14 AM
[Comedy] no cap

Usually means No lie. Someone usually uses this after saying an unbelievable statement or asking a serious question.

Kayla: How do I look?
Brianna: No cap, you look a mess.

Published:8/24/2018 2:20:19 AM
[Comedy] Trump Disease

Mesothelioma, in the Trump era.

This deadly form of cancer has been renamed to Trump Disease in light of the president's lifting of the ban on asbestos in manufacturing, which will undoubtedly lead to a rise in cases of mesoth - ahem - Trump Disease in the coming years.

John: Hey, man, you okay? You been coughing a lot lately.

Zion: Nah, man. I just got back from the doctor. It's Trump Disease.

John: Fuuuuck.

Published:8/23/2018 2:23:47 AM
[Comedy] Russiablican

A republican who endorses or simply does not care about Russia's verified interference in the 2016 election because it allowed their party to win.

A Russiablican such as Donald Trump will not sign a bill to create a congressional committee to investigate Russian hacking because he deliberately asked for it, then received immense benefit from it. -MR

Published:8/22/2018 7:41:51 PM
[Comedy] A Ferrari test drive. Hate groups’ message boards. Bryan Edward Hill goes to extremes to find his comic characters. The writer talks about working on Batman, Vertigo Comics and his next big project at DC. Published:8/22/2018 7:41:50 PM
[Comedy] @KevinFarzad canceling plans is ok. staying home to cook is ok. disappearing for a bit to get your life together is ok. resurfacing in a foreign country with a new name 10 years later is ok. it's called self care Published:8/22/2018 12:25:03 AM
[Comedy] byoo

the noise a laser makes.

(high pitched)byoo byoo! I just shot you with my laser.

Published:8/22/2018 12:25:03 AM
[Comedy] Kelly Marie Tran’s real-life resistance means telling her own story, starting with her name The “Star Wars” heroine breaks her silence, determined to define her own narrative after months of online abuse. Published:8/22/2018 12:25:02 AM
[Comedy] ‘Monstress’ leads women’s domination of the 2018 Hugo Awards "Monstress” artist Sana Takeda took home two honors, and “Wonder Woman” won for dramatic presentation. Published:8/20/2018 1:23:48 PM
[Comedy] omarosa

An unlikely ally. A friend by way of sharing a common enemy.

I don't like really like that guy, but after seeing him stand up to that bully, he's my omarosa.

Published:8/20/2018 2:24:54 AM
[Comedy] lugged

To Be Lugged; Having luggage lost/stolen at a bus stop, dock, train station, or airport.

I was lugged by British Airways last month.

Published:8/19/2018 2:23:25 AM
[Comedy] @JohnReynoldss Little bit about me... I’m constantly all like, “your secret is safe with me” then I go right to the police!! Published:8/18/2018 6:45:15 PM
[Comedy] @meganamram I just want to be as happy as a character in the first half hour of a horror movie Published:8/18/2018 12:53:39 PM
[Comedy] reflectophobia

the fear of seeing yourself in mirrors (or just really hating it).

guy1: gosh i hate seeing myself in mirrors
guy2: it's fine you just have reflectophobia

Published:8/18/2018 2:21:01 AM
[Comedy] How the New Yorker created an Aretha Franklin tribute cover with no time to spare Maryland-born cover artist Kadir Nelson says he wanted to capture "the Queen of Soul" as a true preacher's daughter. Published:8/17/2018 7:59:54 AM
[Comedy] Matt Groening’s ‘Disenchantment’ gets a smart start. Just don’t expect ‘The Simpsons.’ "Futurama" veterans deliver a PG-13 princess with a personal demon in the animated "Disenchantment." Published:8/17/2018 4:31:45 AM
[Comedy] fuckshit

unexplainable lame ass shit

That's some fuckshit! Or This is some fuckshit!

Published:8/17/2018 2:15:39 AM
[Comedy] How cartoonists are joining today’s #FreePress campaign protesting Trump’s attacks on media Cartoonists weigh in as more than 300 newspaper join Thursday's campaign. Published:8/16/2018 9:56:00 AM
[Comedy] Clout Demon

Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.

Soundcloud Rapper: Check out this link, realist in the game!
Social media feminist: Women have a voice!!!! #Brave
Normal Human: SHUT UP CLOUT DEMONS!!!

Published:8/16/2018 2:22:56 AM
[Comedy] @AbbyHasIssues I try to find the good in every situation. Wait. Typo. I meant “food.” I try to find the food in every situation. Published:8/15/2018 1:25:46 PM
[Comedy] The Fantastic Four’s return to Marvel Comics is as nostalgic as it is necessary They had been missing since 2016. Published:8/15/2018 12:00:51 PM
[Comedy] Omarosa’s feud with her ex-boss Trump, as spoofed through cartoons Trump's “creation is wreaking havoc on the White House,” The Washington Post writes of Omarosa. Published:8/15/2018 7:57:59 AM
[Comedy] Funding secured.

When you have no idea where you're gonna get the money.

Elon Musk, 8/7/2018: "Am considering taking Tesla private at $420. Funding secured." SEC opens investigation next day.

Me to my new girl: "Taking you to Hawaii this winter. Funding secured." Let's hope for a windfall...

Published:8/15/2018 2:26:49 AM
[Comedy] The five most intense Thanos moments from ‘Avengers: Infinity War,’ ranked Marvel's Mad Titan stayed plenty busy in his full-time villain debut, which is now available on 4K Ultra HD, Blu-ray and DVD. Published:8/14/2018 11:22:38 AM
[Comedy] President Trump’s vision for a Space Force, according to cartoon satire “I was not against setting up a Space Force,” Defense Secretary Jim Mattis now says. What do the cartoonists say? Published:8/14/2018 7:52:57 AM
[Comedy] idrk

I Don't really Know

Idrk what to say about her

Idrk what happened last night.

Published:8/14/2018 2:22:19 AM
[Comedy] Ruby Rose leaves Twitter after criticism of her Batwoman casting "I wish we would all support each other and our journeys," she tweeted, just before she left Twitter. Published:8/13/2018 2:18:30 PM
[Comedy] New Yorker cover reflects a family’s summer vacation in the time of Trump Summer vacation can be “a time when we come closer to confronting reality,” the New Yorker's art editor says of a new cover. Published:8/13/2018 1:46:06 PM
[Comedy] Bitechsual

When someone is an expert in more than type of technology.

Dude do you have an iPhone? Yes but I also use an Android, I'm bitechsual.

Published:8/13/2018 2:14:22 AM
[Comedy] ‘Maus’ creator Art Spiegelman receives first MacDowell Medal for comic art Spiegelman accepts award by emphasizing crucial importance of arts in a shifting sociopolitical world. Published:8/12/2018 12:11:56 PM
[Comedy] text massage

When you receive a text and your phone is resting against your genitals, causing the vibration to massage your package.

"What was that face, dude"
"I just got the nicest text massage from my Blackberry"

Published:8/12/2018 2:46:15 AM
[Comedy] Decacucked

In bowling, one is said to have been decacucked if he knocks down all of the pins except the ten (deca) pin in one roll.

“Decacucked!” Said Ryan, as he walked away from the lane after missing the ten pin

Published:8/11/2018 2:32:09 AM
[Comedy] @ObscureGent For a good time go up to strangers and mistake them for unattractive celebrities. Published:8/11/2018 1:34:14 AM
[Comedy] Studio Ghibli veteran arrives at D.C.’s Otakon as a passionate ambassador for anime "My Neighbor Totoro" veteran doesn't believe Studio Ghibli can sustain its greatness once co-founder Hayao Miyazaki retires. Published:8/10/2018 1:58:55 PM
[Comedy] Will the midterms be a ‘blue wave’ election? Cartoonists are taking on the metaphor. Is the “blue” trend a wave — or just a spin cycle? Published:8/10/2018 10:27:43 AM
[Comedy] Draggin a wagon

When someone has a large butt

Dang that girl is draggin a wagon back there!!

Published:8/10/2018 2:25:42 AM
[Comedy] This artist went viral for her paintings of Beyoncé’s Vogue portraits Alice X. Zhang has worked for Marvel and called her Beyoncé art "good practice." Published:8/9/2018 5:54:19 PM
[Comedy] From ‘Black Panther’ to ‘Black Hammer,’ here are the 2018 Harvey Awards nominees The awards, given out at New York Comic Con, include a new slate of categories. Published:8/9/2018 11:22:38 AM
[Comedy] @KimmyMonte Titanic (1997): a boat gets murdered by an ice cube. Published:8/9/2018 2:53:47 AM
[Comedy] Before he was a Trump Veterans Affairs ‘shadow ruler,’ Ike Perlmutter transformed Marvel The Marvel Entertainment chairman long ruled his comics company from the shadows. Published:8/9/2018 2:53:46 AM
[Comedy] WTTCA

welcome to the conversation asshole

think about it!!! someone isnt paying attention, and you have said something 100 gabillion times!!

Published:8/9/2018 2:53:40 AM
[Comedy] @britrbennett Adult culture is just walking around constantly astounded by how much everything costs Published:8/8/2018 7:38:08 AM
[Comedy] ‘Anamorphine’ beautifully manipulates time, space and memory “Anamorphine’s” emotional energy arises from the movement through its environments, seeing how they connect and comment on one another. Published:8/8/2018 7:38:07 AM
[Comedy] Foul-weather friend

A friend who is there for you when your down, but is no where to be seen when your happy.

He is a foul-weather friend, he is always there for me but I never see him when I’m happy.

Published:8/8/2018 7:38:07 AM
[Comedy] It be like that sometimes

Just stating how life is and how it has its ups and downs and somethings just happen.

1.You: Man these jordans are really getting high priced...
Me: It be like that sometimes...

2.You: I gotta go all the way to the airport to pick up my aunt...
Me: Damn, it be like that sometimes....

Published:8/7/2018 2:35:02 AM
[Comedy] ‘Dead Cells’ is a fun way to spend some of your midsummer leisure time “Dead Cells” brings to mind the Summer of Arcade days. It's a mechanically-rich roguelike game that borrows from the Metroidvania genre. Published:8/6/2018 11:14:17 AM
[Comedy] An illustrated review of Ralph Steadman’s gonzo D.C. retrospective A career retrospective of the iconic "gonzo" artist reminds us why need jesters in a time of madness. Published:8/6/2018 10:24:01 AM
[Comedy] In Netflix’s ‘Voltron’ Season 7, the lions aren’t king. And that’s just fine. Voltron has to find the energy to defend the Earth from an alien invasion. Published:8/6/2018 6:13:16 AM
[Comedy] riding herd

When you get in someone’ face or on their case to get them to move on something. Cracking the whip. Kick in the ass. Making something your life’s work

I’m riding herd on our goddamn government to do something!

Published:8/6/2018 2:56:08 AM
[Comedy] Jangry

Being angry because you’re jealous of something; similar to “hangry” but because of inadequacy rather than a lack of food.

Tyler: See Jeff’s text? I’m feeling jangry.

Drew: Me too.

Published:8/5/2018 2:35:40 AM
[Comedy] ripperoni

What you say when an unfortunate event transpires to you or another person. Slang term for "Rest In Pepperoni."

Bro #1: "Bro, I just played a vine from iFunny in class and it was a moan vine and everyone heard it."
Bro #2: "Bro, ripperoni."

Published:8/4/2018 2:34:25 AM
[Comedy] @Kendragarden I am SUPER chill unless I'm hungry, overheated, running late, waiting in a long line, in traffic, at the doctor, on a beach, getting a massage, having a cocktail, sleeping, Published:8/3/2018 10:31:55 PM
[Comedy] absolute unit

Someone very heavy or somebody who weighs a lot.

In awe at the size of this lad, absolute unit.

Published:8/3/2018 2:25:43 AM
[Comedy] Socks off

Australian Idiom

1. Used to signify the feeling one experiences at the pinnacle of relaxation.

2. A command given to assist one in relaxing

"Socks off mate!" Bazza said to Johno after opening a fresh beer.
Johno turns to Bazza affirmingly and replies "Socks off!"

Published:8/2/2018 2:14:39 AM
[Comedy] @karencheee read an entire book before learning the author is Australian omg i read the whole thing in the WRONG ACCENT!! so embarrassing Published:8/1/2018 9:12:27 PM
[Comedy] @thrillhicks I just saw a guy in the laundry room throw his white No Fear t-shirt in with his colors. That guy lives it. Published:8/1/2018 8:14:32 PM
[Comedy] Collusion

when you meet with Russian officials to plot a mission to interfere with the U.S democratic election and you know that it's wrong so you lie about it ever happening

"The Crown prosecutor of Russia met with his father Aras this morning and in their meeting offered to provide the Trump campaign with some official documents and information that would incriminate Hillary and her dealings with Russia and would be very useful to your father.
This is obviously very high level and sensitive information but is part of Russia and its government's support for Mr. Trump"
This collusion would really help your dad get elected!

"Thanks Rob I appreciate that. I am on the road at the moment but perhaps I just speak to Emin first. Seems we have some time and if it's what you say I love it especially later in the summer. Could we do a call first thing next week when I am back?"
I am so excited for this collusion! My dad will be so pleased!

* meeting occurs *

"Did I meet with people that were Russian? I’m sure, I’m sure I did, but none that were set up. None that I can think of at the moment. And certainly none that I was representing the campaign in any way, shape or form."
I never colluded with Russia!

Published:8/1/2018 2:11:39 AM
[Comedy] The new ‘Venom’ trailer shows Tom Hardy is no superhero Can a villain save Sony's separate Spider-Man movie universe? Published:7/31/2018 12:04:05 PM
[Comedy] solid maybe

When you probably can’t do something but don’t want to eliminate the possibility. Also, it is nicer than “probably not”.

My answer on if I can go is a solid maybe.

Published:7/31/2018 2:33:32 AM
[Comedy] Chris Pratt, ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’ cast sign letter urging Disney to rehire James Gunn “Although I don’t support James Gunn’s inappropriate jokes from years ago, he is a good man,” Pratt wrote on Instagram. Published:7/30/2018 1:31:34 PM
[Comedy] NBS

No Bull Shit, and old hacker acronym which is usually used to signify that the talk will be serious.

User: I need to talk to you, NBS.
User2: ESAD, Noob.

Published:7/30/2018 2:26:24 AM
[Comedy] @phranqueigh Is Pepsi okay? Buddy, it’s 2018. Nothing’s okay. Published:7/29/2018 4:49:07 AM
[Comedy] content creator

A fancy word for Youtuber that tries to sugercoat the worthlessness of the profession.

Youtuber: "I'm a content creator."

Normal Person: "Still struggling to hold down a job, then?"

Published:7/29/2018 4:49:05 AM
[Comedy] Carrie Fisher will be Leia again in ‘Star Wars: Episode IX’ “We have found a way to honor Carrie’s legacy and role as Leia,” director J.J. Abrams said in a statement. Published:7/28/2018 10:45:25 AM
[Comedy] L

Catching an L means catching a loss. In this sense, you catch an L if you say something stupid or, if you try to sound intelligent but are proved wrong.

1. Sarah says, "Has anyone ever noticed that "Santa" has the same letters as Satan? Isn't that weird? What are your thoughts?"
Cathy responds, "And Santa is also the word for Saint in many languages. And since the figure of Santa Claus is based off SAINT Nicholas, its not surprising. So nice try, but you failed."

In that case, Sarah caught an L because she tried to prove an invalid point.

Published:7/28/2018 10:45:25 AM
[Comedy] How a Disney-Fox deal could rock the superhero universe Now that Disney will own the X-Men and Fantastic Four alongside the Avengers, the possibilities abound. Published:7/27/2018 2:12:50 PM
[Comedy] @egg_dog coffins : the ultimate and final ravioli Published:7/27/2018 11:39:51 AM
[Comedy] How Trump fights a trade war, as skewered through cartoons Trump's ongoing trade drama, as illustrated through images of both land and air. Published:7/27/2018 8:08:29 AM
[Comedy] touristaurant

Expensive restaurants with horrible food that people still go to for the prime location or atmosphere.

Barbara: "Want to eat at this place? It has a beautiful view of the Eiffel Tower!"
Shmit: "Nah, that place is a total touristaurant, my food was awful last time I ate there."

Published:7/27/2018 2:08:00 AM
[Comedy] ‘Locke & Key’ horror comic is finally headed to series at Netflix After Hulu passes, Netflix will adapt the acclaimed comic franchise. Published:7/26/2018 3:34:44 PM
[Comedy] Rian Johnson deletes all his pre-2018 tweets in the wake of James Gunn’s firing Disney's "Last Jedi" filmmaker tweets of social media that "trolls scrutinizing it for ammunition is the new normal." Published:7/26/2018 3:08:54 PM
[Comedy] @TheOrvedahl I'm having a yard sale but no one is coming, so in actuality I'm just sitting on my lawn surrounded by my saddest possessions. Published:7/26/2018 12:37:52 PM
[Comedy] @jamieloftusHELP my dad and i both insisted our twitter handles be put in my grandma’s funeral program in 2015 and netted zero (0) followers Published:7/26/2018 12:07:46 PM
[Comedy] Bust down

A very expensive piece of jewelry (specifically expensive watch) that has a broken down value to the brand but flooded with many diamonds around the breguets, wristband & also face of the jewelry

I just bought this bust down rollie, cost about a grip but the diamonds stay dancing on my time piece.

Published:7/26/2018 2:30:18 AM
[Comedy] ‘Teen Titans Go! To the Movies’ is so funny it hurts This is a DC superhero team-up that won't disappoint. Published:7/25/2018 12:00:10 PM
[Comedy] How cartoons are skewering Trump’s social-media THREATS against Iran A president's threatening late-night tweet stokes the flames of rhetoric against Iran. Satire responds. Published:7/25/2018 8:00:50 AM
[Comedy] marina queen

A boat that rarely leaves her slip or dock.

That marina queen isn't too hard on her sails but the batteries sure take a beating.

Published:7/25/2018 2:22:59 AM
[Comedy] ‘Rick and Morty’ creator Dan Harmon deletes Twitter account as culture wars heat up online Harmon apologizes after a controversial 2009 video resurfaces on 4chan. Adult Swim will keep him. Published:7/24/2018 1:59:29 PM
[Comedy] ‘Airheart’: A quirky quest to capture the great whale in the sky Occasionally, it can be a good thing to discover you’ve been doing things the wrong way. Published:7/24/2018 12:20:09 PM
[Comedy] Can ‘Aquaman’ ride the wave of positive buzz and be the next ‘Wonder Woman’ for DC? We know "Aquaman" can swim. DC's hoping he doesn't sink at the box-office this winter. Published:7/24/2018 9:29:26 AM
[Comedy] Ligma

"Ligma" is referring to "lick my"

So when someone tells you "ligma" it means he's about to say something like "ligma balls" which means "lick my balls"

Guy1: hey do you support ligma?

Guy2: what's ligma?

Guy1: ligma fucking balls lol

Guy2: *gets angry*

Published:7/24/2018 2:17:53 AM
[Comedy] @Satellite_09 It's 2018. The word "nut" now has at least four distinct meanings. We are living in a dystopia. Published:7/23/2018 8:30:40 PM
[Comedy] #WeAreGroot: How Hollywood is reacting to James Gunn’s Disney firing Selma Blair and several "Guardians of the Galaxy" stars have come to Gunn's defense. Others are more oblique. Published:7/23/2018 2:18:04 PM
[Comedy] The ‘Shazam!’ trailer got everyone excited at Comic-Con. Could the movie help make DC movies a little more fun? The movie is about a kid who can turn into an adult superhero, played by Zachary Levi. Published:7/23/2018 11:44:47 AM
[Comedy] Women make history, and receive overdue recognition, at 2018 Eisner Awards Female comics creators, from their 20s to their 90s, made history at Comic-Con's "Oscars of comics." Published:7/23/2018 8:21:44 AM
[Comedy] dab me up

To greet someone with a handshake or high five

"Aye come dab me up"

"Damn you aint gonna dab me up bro?"

Published:7/23/2018 2:11:48 AM
[Comedy] Surrender Summit

The name given to the Helsinki Summit where donnie trump exposed himself as a traitor. He also displayed his love for Putin and the demise of the republican party.

Donnie Trump loved the Surrender Summit. He got to betray his country and his rectum still had that warm, tingly feeling from when his bae Putin bent him over and ripped him.

Published:7/22/2018 7:40:25 PM
[Comedy] grassy smile

When someone has pieces of lettuce/green vegetables in their teeth

Uh Julia, you have a grassy smile....after eating all that Kale again

Published:7/21/2018 11:47:42 PM
[Comedy] For James Gunn, there’s no return to being a major mainstream filmmaker Gunn was fired from Disney's "Guardians of the Galaxy" franchise after “indefensible” tweets resurfaced this week. Published:7/20/2018 6:39:54 PM
[Comedy] ‘This exhibition should have never happened’: The anti-Trump cartoons that got an artist fired go on display Fired Pittsburgh Post-Gazette cartoonist Rob Rogers sees his work spotlighted in a new Corcoran show. Published:7/20/2018 4:39:35 PM
[Comedy] Hackusation

Accusation for cheating in game or using a specific modification in game that's blacklisted / not allowed to gain advantages against other players.

I just won the game but also received a bunch of hackusations

Published:7/20/2018 6:52:53 AM
[Comedy] relationblip

a very short relationship with little real importance to either member; usually lasting between one day and three months and entered into "for the hell of it"

Man Codey, your freshman year of highschool was full of stupid two-month relationblips.

Yeah, I know, I dated five girls! What can I say, I was bored.

Published:7/19/2018 7:53:06 PM
[Comedy] ‘Titans’ trailer shows a very grown-up series for the new DC Universe streaming service These aren't your kid's Titans, that's for sure. Published:7/19/2018 7:53:06 PM
[Comedy] ‘The Dark Knight’ changed how we see ‘comic-book movies.’ But 10 years ago, some critics couldn’t see its greatness. The film became the first superhero movie to top $1 billion in worldwide gross. Published:7/18/2018 3:10:19 PM
[Comedy] How the world’s cartoonists are skewering Trump’s Helsinki performance Trump's remarks about believing Putin over his own nation's intelligence community spark ridicule. Published:7/18/2018 8:03:48 AM
[Comedy] caucacity

Something done with the audacity of white privilege.

An act showing little compassion towards people of color.

W.G: Those #BlackLivesMatter guys don't say anything when black people kill each other.

POC: Your caucacity is disgusting.

Published:7/18/2018 2:33:12 AM
[Comedy] Comic-Con 2018 preview: From ‘Aquaman’ to ‘Predator,’ Hollywood will bring its blockbusters Marvel Studios is mostly sitting out this year's Con -- but DC and Paramount have big projects to unveil. Published:7/17/2018 1:32:36 PM
[Comedy] jomo

Joy of Missing Out: You’re enjoying what you’re doing in the here and now and not on social media broadcasting or seeing what everybody else is doing. Opposite of fomo or the fear of missing out.

Guy #1: I had a great day, climbed a hill and didn't check facebook.
Guy #2: Good day?
Guy #1: Yea pure JOMO.

Published:7/17/2018 10:32:35 AM
[Comedy] Nick Spencer takes over ‘The Amazing Spider-Man’ and will focus on the Spidey basics: laughs and love Mary Jane is back, and so are a whole lot of Spider-Man problems. Published:7/17/2018 10:32:34 AM
[Comedy] wii-kend

A weekend devoted exclusively towards playing a Nintendo Wii.

Hey I just ordered a Wii on Amazon.com, it arrives Friday so I'm going to have one sweet Wii-kend! :D

Published:7/17/2018 4:27:39 AM
[Comedy] @mikefossey thinking about getting a second dick installed to compensate for my shitty car Published:7/17/2018 4:01:08 AM
[Comedy] How ‘Hotel Transylvania 3’ keeps Adam Sandler’s box-office relevance alive Sandler's live-action big-screen career doesn't have much juice at the moment, but his animated franchise will top $1 billion. Published:7/16/2018 11:50:12 AM
[Comedy] Trump and Putin’s Helsinki summit relationship, as skewered by cartoons Sometimes no words are needed to satirize current events. Published:7/16/2018 8:20:16 AM
[Comedy] Ship Name

A mix of two peoples names. You can use this if they are dating or if you want them to me a couple. Just remember don't say it all the time because it will become over used.

Person 1: hey let's date
Person 2: okay. Whats our ship name?

Person 1 and person 2: RICK FOR RAELYN AND NICK.

Published:7/16/2018 2:18:44 AM
[Comedy] @pancake_puns did you know the official veterinary term for your cat eating something it shouldn't is "dietary indiscretion" which absolutely sounds like a cat politician trying to downplay its irresponsible past Published:7/15/2018 4:14:19 AM
[Comedy] @mikefossey I'm imagining a press conference where they announce that Dr. Pepper is a woman and there's a huge boycott Published:7/15/2018 3:40:48 AM
[Comedy] instagram tax

When something is expensive because it is insta-worthy or aesthetically pleasing.

That corgi-shaped macaron is expensive because it's got instagram tax.

Published:7/15/2018 2:14:54 AM
[Comedy] pottermania

Fanaticism surrounding fictional characters and themes contained within a series of books written by J.K Rowling, namely "Harry Potter".

Pottermania prior to the release of the new Harry Potter book has reached fever pitch.

Published:7/14/2018 9:30:19 PM
[Comedy] big dick energy

confidence without cockiness. it is never misplaced and it cannot be simulated. it is the sexual equivalent of writing a check for $10k knowing you got it in the bank account.

pete davidson is 6’3 with dark circles, exudes big dick energy , looks evil but apparently is an angel, and loves his girl publicly.

Published:7/14/2018 1:58:32 AM
[Comedy] Solo ‘Black Widow’ project catches up to wave of female-led superhero films "Black Widow” finally has a director, but Captain Marvel and Wonder Woman are up next. Published:7/14/2018 1:58:32 AM
[Comedy] ‘Y: The Last Man’ TV adaptation finally gets a (stellar) cast Diane Lane and Barry Keoghan head up the main cast as the beloved comic finally nears an adaptation at FX. Published:7/12/2018 2:00:32 PM
[Comedy] How cartoons are skewering Trump’s tactics with NATO — and Putin Cartoons ask the question: Is Trump tougher on Merkel than Putin? Published:7/12/2018 7:50:17 AM
[Comedy] Transportainment

Buying a car, motorcycle or similar vehicle because you hope it will be more fun than your usual daily driver.

That 1962 Alfa Romeo is good for transportainment, but not so great for getting to work in the snow.

Published:7/12/2018 2:25:55 AM
[Comedy] ‘Ant-Man and the Wasp’ director likes life as Marvel’s humble superhero comedy If there is an underdog Marvel movie, Peyton Reed says, “I think it’s us." Published:7/11/2018 2:00:47 PM
[Comedy] @Lhlodder Establish dominance in your household by staring at your husband while you unplug his phone from the charger and plug in your own. Published:7/11/2018 12:53:10 PM
[Comedy] Classic games, lovingly reimagined in ‘Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy’ The series, which has sold over 50 million copies over the years, makes you feel something more than a sense of wonder. Published:7/11/2018 12:53:09 PM
[Comedy] How cartoons are skewering Trump’s nomination of Brett Kavanaugh Some cartoonists view Trump's pick as a form of protection against any potential indictment. Published:7/11/2018 7:52:29 AM
[Comedy] Masturliker

A person who performs self gratification in a public forum or on social media by liking their own comments or posts.

John is a masturliker.

Published:7/11/2018 2:21:06 AM
[Comedy] Fans were mad that Batman and Catwoman’s wedding day surprise was ruined. But the story is still great. Are Batman and Catwoman better off after heartbreak? Published:7/10/2018 1:17:22 PM
[Comedy] ‘The Awesome Adventures of Captain Spirit’ is quick, free and worth a look It’s modest and a little flawed, like a gift given by a child to an adult. Published:7/10/2018 8:46:22 AM
[Comedy] ‘Peanuts’ and NASA are collaborating again — five decades after Snoopy’s moon mission The two are marking the 50th anniversary of their Apollo 10 campaign with a new range of projects. Published:7/10/2018 5:17:43 AM
[Comedy] Tweetplomacy

Noun. Using social media sites such as Twitter to manage foreign relations and conduct diplomatic discussions publicly.

The new President's tweetplomacy may be transparent domestically, but it could also ruffle feathers abroad.

Published:7/10/2018 4:13:22 AM
[Comedy] ‘Ant-Man and the Wasp’ helps Disney superheroes dominate the box office The "Ant-Man" sequel ($76 million) and "The Incredibles" sequel led Disney superheroes to a $100 million-plus weekend. Published:7/9/2018 8:08:05 AM
[Comedy] Cartoonists skewer the path to Trump’s nominating a new Supreme Court justice Trump says he has a final four shortlist of federal judges. So here is Comic Riffs's cartoon foursome of high satire. Published:7/9/2018 7:38:31 AM
[Comedy] Trumpian

malevolent and ill-advised

Your plan to slash her tires is really Trumpian.

Published:7/9/2018 2:13:02 AM
[Comedy] This is so sad Alexa play despacito

The sudden response to something sad happening. This sadness can go from mildly inconveniencing to a tragedy of some sort

“Hey man my phone just died”
“This is so sad Alexa play despacito”

Published:7/8/2018 2:31:29 AM
[Comedy] for reasons

Used as an explanation as to why you are requesting something when you don't want the people to know why. The more sinister your statement sounds in context, the better.

What is that cute girl's name on the left of the picture? I want to know for reasons...

Published:7/7/2018 2:24:06 AM
[Comedy] Neil Gaiman remembers ‘Spider-Man’ co-creator Steve Ditko, 90 — in person and on the page "Without Steve Ditko, there would have been none of the weird stuff,” said Gaiman, who fondly recalls the reclusive cartoonist. Published:7/7/2018 12:54:43 AM
[Comedy] How cartoons have skewered resigning EPA chief Scott Pruitt Pruitt's reported missteps included noncommercial flights and a Chick-fil-A deal, as well as one used mattress. Published:7/6/2018 9:20:02 AM
[Comedy] Despawned

To disappear from known existence.

“Where the fuck did alysha go?”
“Idk must’ve despawned”

Published:7/6/2018 2:20:23 AM
[Comedy] Break the Fart Wall

The point in a relationship where one first farts in front of the other

The honeymoon must be over, Tim felt comfortable enough to break the fart wall in bed, last night. This better not escalate to Dutch ovens any time soon..

Published:7/5/2018 2:18:52 AM
[Comedy] @aparnapkin I think it's unfair that crickets aren't allowed to enjoy standup comedy without being openly dismissed Published:7/4/2018 4:15:09 PM
[Comedy] Ta-Nehisi Coates writes a ‘Captain America’ filled with star-spangled doubt Is the Marvel Universe ready to trust Captain America again? Published:7/4/2018 8:07:48 AM
[Comedy] trumpcamp

A Trumpcamp is an unconstitutional internment camp created by then-standing president Donald Trump where undocumented immigrants are stripped from their families and abused. May also be called a Trump Camp.

Years from now Trumpcamps will be listed in the section next to the Trail of Tears, Japanese Internment, and Jim Crow laws. Hopefully next to the article on impeachment.

Published:7/4/2018 4:36:02 AM
[Comedy] ‘Donald Trump cost me my job’: Former Post-Gazette cartoonist explains why he thinks he was fired in new comic “The more I worked on it .?.?. ,” Pittsburgh cartoonist Rob Rogers told the Nib, “the more I realized there wasn't room for all the outrage and betrayal I wanted to squeeze in.” Published:7/3/2018 10:05:33 AM
[Comedy] @ThisLocalHater Please allow 5-10 business days for a clever reply Published:7/3/2018 9:06:56 AM
[Comedy] Fourth of July: How cartoonists celebrate the freedom to skewer our leaders Political artists aim their satiric fireworks, reminding that the right to critique the White House and Congress is still there. Published:7/3/2018 7:35:39 AM
[Comedy] jocking

to engage in flirtatious behavior with another; to crush on someone; to hit on someone

Brandon, constantly laughing, smiling, lightly touching and generally talking up a storm, was jocking Amanda.

Published:7/3/2018 4:31:16 AM
[Comedy] ‘Incredibles 2’ is poised to become the biggest animated movie ever Brad Bird's “Incredibles” sequel is on track to pass “Finding Dory” as box-office champ among animated features. Published:7/2/2018 7:59:43 AM
[Comedy] How cartoonists have responded to the Capital Gazette tragedy After the tragedy, pictures seek to convey what words cannot. Published:7/2/2018 6:54:56 AM
[Comedy] Deep Bro Talk

A serious talk between two close male friends, in which they talk about all the things going on in their life at the moment. Deep bro talks are sacred meetings, and all the things discussed during them cannot be told to anyone else without the other's consent.

Sam had a deep bro talk with David about his crush on Sammy.

bro real bro-talk talk friends meeting real talk

Published:7/2/2018 4:24:04 AM
[Comedy] Racial Capitalism

When a company profits on the image of minorities on its website to fake diversity, while paying lip service to building a more diverse company in the long run.

Using photoshopped images or stock photos on its website to make a company look as if it embraces a multiracial workforce is nothing but racial capitalism in action to mislead potential employees, shareholders, and the public.

Published:7/1/2018 2:17:16 AM
[Comedy] @barryjohnharper I'm rubbish at Schwarzenegger impressions. But I'll return... Published:6/30/2018 4:45:02 PM
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