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[Comedy] Situationship

A relationship that has no label on it.. like a friendship but more than a friendship but not quite a relationship.

Me: Me and this guy have been talking for six months now.
Friend: Are you guys together?
Me: Its like were together but were not.. its more of a situationship that's happening.

Published:7/16/2019 2:07:37 AM
[Comedy] snatching wigs

The act of figuratively losing your hair (wig) in response to a particularly amazing or shocking information or situation, to signify that you nearly lost your shit. The imagery is that said wig a) flies through the air; b) may interfere with air traffic if a group of wigs are snatched; c) may be seen from space if reacting to really fantastic events or information. This is deadass the highest form of reaction. Antonyms include Low-key

When BigHit Entertainment dropped the comeback date for BTS with no warning, they were snatching wigs AGAIN and sent them into orbit.

When John Cena stanned kpop, he was basically snatching wigs off nearly every fandom.

At Coachella, when the shadows of Destiny's Child appeared, Queen Bey & company were snatching wigs off everyone in attendance, those watching online, and those who hadn't even seen it yet.

Published:7/15/2019 2:37:54 AM
[Comedy] Hunty

An amalgamate of honey and cunty. A demeaning term without being overly aggressive.

Don't be jealous because my hair is layed, hunty.

Published:7/14/2019 2:31:17 AM
[Comedy] @LukeMones A woman just stormed into this bar while I was doing standup, threw her purse down, and screamed “IM LEAVING MY HUSBAND” and everyone applauded. God left this city long ago. Published:7/13/2019 8:53:52 PM
[Comedy] @HenpeckedHal The trick to getting your kids to eat more vegetables is to mix them in with their favorite foods. For example, I like to wedge a few carrot sticks into my daughter's crayon box. Published:7/13/2019 8:21:10 PM
[Comedy] serve

To bring it. To work the runway/catwalk to your best ability. To have bitches gagging in awe.

"That girl was fierce." "I know did you see her serve?"

Published:7/13/2019 2:18:41 AM
[Comedy] white knuckling

When you're taking a situation as it comes and flying by the seat of your pants. Often attributed to anxiety, and feelings either good or bad. A reference to clinging fiercely to something, such as a rope, to the point where ones knuckles would turn white from forcing blood from the capillaries.

Jesus, I'm sweating, I was white knuckling my way through that interview. Those guys are scary.

Published:7/12/2019 2:10:22 AM
[Comedy] Shooketh

Shooketh is the feeling you get when you are beyond the point of shook.

I was shooketh of how cute that alpaca was.

Published:7/11/2019 2:34:32 AM
[Comedy] @christtnnicole when I die bomerang them lowering me pls Published:7/10/2019 7:01:50 PM
[Comedy] Brutiful

A fusion of the words brutal & beautiful.

gawsh daym that breakdown was brutifully done!

Published:7/10/2019 2:15:48 AM
[Comedy] Does ‘Spider-Man: Far From Home’s’ big reveal give a hint about what Marvel Studios has planned next? Who knew Spider-Man and Captain Marvel were so connected? Published:7/9/2019 11:43:57 AM
[Comedy] fly a sign

Hold up a sign - usually cardboard, usually on a street corner, usually asking for some sort of handout.

I was once told that if you're going to fly a sign the best is "Anything helps. God bless."

Published:7/9/2019 2:10:10 AM
[Comedy] Half Boyfriend

Having a male that you do relationship things with but you are not in a relationship with them. You can go hook up with other guys with no worries cause you're half single.

That's my half boyfriend but I'm still half single... So hello!

Published:7/8/2019 4:22:56 AM
[Comedy] Dead Ting

A person who is a boring cunt and is extremely dull.

You still with Megan?
Nah g, she's a dead ting.

Published:7/7/2019 1:28:48 PM
[Comedy] Chonk

(noun) First seen in an Internet meme that began circulating circa summer 2018, the word “chonk” refers to an aggressively chubby housecat.

According to the cat girth scale depicted in the meme, a cat is a chonk (or chonker) if it has between 30 and 60 percent body fat.

Variations: chomk, chonker, heckin’ chonker

My cat, Snowball, cries for food and tricks my family members almost daily into feeding her more than once... she’s becoming quite the hefty little chonk.

Published:7/6/2019 2:23:00 AM
[Comedy] Spider-Man’s greatest nemesis is in ‘Spider-Man: Far From Home’ — but it isn’t Mysterio We've been waiting for this. Published:7/5/2019 7:31:56 AM
[Comedy] gender fluid

Gender Fluid is a gender identity best described as a dynamic mix of boy and girl. A person who is Gender Fluid may always feel like a mix of the two traditional genders, but may feel more boy some days, and more girl other days.
Being Gender Fluid has nothing to do with which set of genitalia one has, nor their sexual orientation.

No, I'm not a boy, and I'm not a girl either. I am gender fluid.

Published:7/5/2019 2:13:35 AM
[Comedy] MAD magazine, a pioneer of modern satire, will soon cease publishing new content The once-subversive institution inspired generations of comedians and artists. NOw it will live on only as a publisher of nostaglia. Published:7/4/2019 3:10:28 PM
[Comedy] @marknorm Everyone always jokes that women are obsessed with shoes but my female friends aren't the ones posting 6 sneaker insta pics a week. Published:7/4/2019 2:13:26 PM
[Comedy] debtpression

When you're so broke you spiral into a deep depression stopping you from doing things you love and hanging out with people.

"Hey man, wanna go out tonight?"

"Nah man I don't wanna get worse debtpression"

Published:7/4/2019 2:07:20 AM
[Comedy] um friend

A partner in a sexual relationship on an ambiguous standing.

"This is Kate, my, um, friend."

Published:7/3/2019 2:35:32 AM
[Comedy] @MaraWilson I saw an ad for athleisure wear with a testimonial from a former Lululemon wearer and she said “I haven’t even touched my Lulu since I got these!” and all I could think was “touch my lulu” sounds like some WASPy mom euphemism for masturbation Published:7/2/2019 2:03:08 PM
[Comedy] Theyfriend

Much like boyfriend or girlfriend, "theyfriend" is a gender neutral term that can be used for your genderfluid/agender/etc significant other that uses neutral pronouns.

"I'm going to see my theyfriend today! I love them so much~"

Published:7/2/2019 2:28:25 AM
[Comedy] gentlefem

A person of the female sex who decides to give up on becoming a dress wearing lady to become a gentleman. The woman does not need to be genderqueer (or any other transgender label), or a lesbian of any kind to do this.

I saw Laura and her girlfriend at the dance last night, and she's become such a gentlefem. Laura was there treating the ladies better than the actual gentlemen!

Published:7/1/2019 2:26:24 AM
[Comedy] go off

1. to angrily complain about
2. drone on about a topic, ramble
3. to leave and partake in an activity (especially surfing)

present: go off
past: went off
future: going off

1. "i can't stop goin' off about how high the taxes are"

2. "we had a couple beers and just went off about the days events"

3. "we're gonna go off this afternoon if the surf's up"

Published:6/30/2019 2:19:25 AM
[Comedy] @abbycohenwl Hi, its God. Sorry I missed your call because I'm everywhere but I'll get back to you, maybe in strangely fitting words from a coworker or a dog's smile Published:6/29/2019 3:13:46 PM
[Comedy] LGBTQIA

Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Trans*, Queer, Intersex, Asexual

LGBTQIA is an inclusive acronym that includes most all Sexual and Gender identities. Also commonly used: LGBTQIA+

Published:6/29/2019 2:11:38 AM
[Comedy] ‘The Sinking City’ sets a mood but struggles to go anywhere with it Its supernatural elements aren’t unnerving and its noirish elements rest on characters who are simply shady. Published:6/28/2019 8:06:10 AM
[Comedy] Booger hook

A humorous alternative for any of the four fingers commonly used to pick ones nose

Get your dirty booger hooks away from my French fries.

Published:6/28/2019 2:43:52 AM
[Comedy] rode hard and put away wet

The way someone looks or feels when they've had a hard time of it. From a horseman's term, when someone has not taken care of a horse after a hard day.

He was all hot and sweaty, he looks like he was rode hard and put away wet.

Published:6/27/2019 2:28:10 AM
[Comedy] Trump Hotel

A concentration camp, detention facility, or prison used to house innocent people, especially children.

Prisoners are kept in cages, or in some cases tents in extreme heat. No contact with relatives is allowed. Children are occasionally injected with anti-psychotic medications to keep them sedated.

"The crying child was ripped from her mother's arms and taken to a cage in a Trump Hotel."

Published:6/26/2019 1:55:57 PM
[Comedy] The 10 best secrets, surprises and Easter eggs from ‘Toy Story 4’ Characters voiced by Keanu Reeves, Jordan Peele and Keegan-Michael Key once shaped up very differently. Published:6/26/2019 12:53:12 AM
[Comedy] @BisHilarious The way me and your mom met? Oh, she saw a picture of me on Instagram and commented, “Who’s that zaddy” then the two eyes emojis fifteen times Published:6/25/2019 2:40:38 PM
[Comedy] fuct

The past tense of the verb fuck. Also used to express a general state of incapability.

We are so fuct!

She fuct me like a dog in heat!

That's fuct up!

(Rural definition) Hey maw, I just fuct yer best frind.

Published:6/25/2019 2:40:38 PM
[Comedy] ‘Evangelion’ is finally on Netflix. I don’t need a rewatch, because the trauma lives on in me. The controversial, influential anime has had its first global release. 2019 discourse: Meet your match. Published:6/25/2019 2:40:38 PM
[Comedy] TERF

Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminist. That group of feminists that claims that trans women aren't really women, as biological determinism is only a fallacy when it used against them, not when they use it against others.

Isn't it mindboggling that the Royal College of Psychiatrists would invite a TERF like Julie Bindel to come talk at a study day on transgenderism and transsexuality? That's like inviting Fred Phelps to come deliver the keynote at a gay pride.

Published:6/24/2019 2:09:19 AM
[Comedy] seck

A hypothetical singular form of the noun secks. A round of sexual intercourse is composed of infinitely many secks, much like the area under a curve in integral calculus is composed of infinitely many line segments. The use of "seck" is hypothetical because it is impossible to give or receive only one seck.

There are no examples of isolated secks because, while their existences are mathematically deducible, they are physically unobservable.

Published:6/23/2019 2:34:03 AM
[Comedy] Nothing but old-fashioned arcade fun in ‘My Friend Pedro’ Though it won't make you rethink your assumptions about video games, you're likely to be entertained by the game’s hypnotic game play loops. Published:6/21/2019 5:05:49 PM
[Comedy] @Gertie_Bird My long term goals include being able to go to a dinner party, glance at the piano and say “do you mind?” and absolutely shred. Published:6/21/2019 4:24:14 PM
[Comedy] Deeked

An abbreviation for "disqualified." Comes from the acronym DQ, and has been shortened to Deek.

"How did your race go?"
"Not well, I got deeked"

"Hey be careful on your start, they might deek you"

Published:6/21/2019 2:27:41 AM
[Comedy] How does ‘Toy Story 4’ rate among all Pixar sequels? Here are our rankings. The new movie aims to measure up against the other "Toy Story" sequels, as well as follow-ups for "The Incredibles," "Finding Nemo" and "Cars." Published:6/20/2019 1:52:17 PM
[Comedy] @aparnapkin sometimes i will read a paragraph in a book so good i have to put the book down and just think about it for a second like a wise old turtle Published:6/20/2019 7:16:40 AM
[Comedy] Why make ‘Toy Story 4’ after a satisfying trilogy? Here’s how the director found his inspiring answer. Josh Cooley began to focus on one character whose arc was far from complete. Published:6/19/2019 2:13:37 PM
[Comedy] In ‘Superman: Year One,’ Frank Miller and John Romita Jr. reimagine the hero as a Navy SEAL and the ‘ultimate immigrant’ The collaborators are tackling the Man of Steel's origin story in a new release. Published:6/19/2019 12:13:58 PM
[Comedy] drop dong

Letting it all hang out with your friends in natural outdoor hot springs. No clothing or swimsuits needed. When you drop dong with your best buds, your life will change.

We took a trip out into the mountains and went to drop dong and watch the sunrise over the snow capped peaks.

Published:6/19/2019 2:41:37 AM
[Comedy] @maggiesmithpoet How can this be wrong when it feels so right? Me, aloud to myself, as I open the cheese drawer in the fridge—again. Published:6/18/2019 9:37:00 AM
[Comedy] Cartoonists draw their fury toward the New York Times: ‘It seems we have touched a nerve here’ Ousted contributor Patrick Chappatte was overwhelmed by the response after the Times decided to cease all political cartoons. Published:6/18/2019 9:36:59 AM
[Comedy] grinfucking

grinfucking - the act of being (pretending to be) really nice to someone's face and then turning around and stabbing them in the back

past tense: "grinfucked"

related: "grinfucker" - one who commits such acts

Laura told me she loved my outfit, then told Mike I dressed like a whore; I can't believe she grinfucked me like that. What a grinfucker.

Published:6/15/2019 2:15:58 AM
[Comedy] Hinked Up

When an "alleged" criminal believes that the cops are after them, or when they have figured out that the cops know their whereabouts

Cop # 1- "Joey's brother called him to tell him we came by Joey is all hinked up"

Cop #2- "He was hinked up, and ran out of the back door before we could grab him"

Published:6/14/2019 2:47:57 AM
[Comedy] It might take a while to warm up to, but once you do ‘Outer Wilds’ is quite an adventure Finding the game bewildering at first is a testament to how well the game succeeds on its own terms. Published:6/13/2019 3:33:08 PM
[Comedy] @natasharothwell i’m “ooh, that’s a good towel” years old Published:6/13/2019 3:01:41 AM
[Comedy] Mukbang

"Mukbang" is an internet fad that finds viewers watching mukbangers binge eating copious amounts of food. This strange trend began in Korea in 2011. The term "mukbang" comes from a mix of two Korean words, "muk-ja" (eating) and "bang-song" (broadcasting). The most popular mukbang stars (also called 'BJs' for broadcast Jockeys) eat messy foods as they loudly slurp, chomp and display bad table manners.

I told my YouTube subscribers I would make thirty mukbang videos in thirty days, but I think that may be too many, so I will only do a mukbang every other day.

Published:6/13/2019 2:29:26 AM
[Comedy] The New York Times cuts all political cartoons, and cartoonists are not happy The Times says it will turn to longer-form, graphic-novel-style commentary. Cartoonists see the move as yet another sign that the editorial-cartoon industry is foundering. Published:6/11/2019 4:18:52 PM
[Comedy] Broflake

A man who thinks he's a "nice guy" and says he will "treat you like an actual humanbeing unlike other males". But if you reject him he says "you're missing out" or "weren't that pretty to begin with"

This broflake got mad at me when I told him women don't like it when men pitty themselves when they can't get a girl even though they are a "nice guy".

Published:6/11/2019 2:13:56 AM
[Comedy] We ranked the 12 X-Men movies from worst to best. Where does ‘Dark Phoenix’ fit in? No, "X-Men: The Last Stand" didn't make it to the top five. Published:6/7/2019 10:15:54 AM
[Comedy] @vibesofabeach "Wow ur so mature for ur age" thanks it was the trauma lol Published:6/6/2019 6:17:13 PM
[Comedy] @aarifah_l Your pornstar name is: Your first name + your last name Bc it’s you. You’re a hoe. Published:6/6/2019 4:39:43 PM
[Comedy] Cartoonist Matthew Inman will step away from the Oatmeal after his latest — and possibly final — book The Seattle-based creator says he's ready for a long hiatus. Published:6/6/2019 4:39:43 PM
[Comedy] The reign of Marvel Studios makes Fox’s ‘Dark Phoenix’ irrelevant, whether it’s good or not Fox's X-Men movie era comes to an end at a time when fans are probably ready for a new beginning with Marvel Studios. Published:6/6/2019 1:53:30 AM
[Comedy] Bend and Snap

A secret move that has a 98% success rate of getting a man's attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation. The attractor drops something on the floor and, with legs straight, bends down to pick up the object, then snaps up, pushing her chest out . Arm movement, to draw attention to the breasts, is NOT optional; it is, however, a common misconception.

"I think I dropped something on the floor that I need to pick up! So you bend... and snap."

"Oh my God, the bend and snap! Works every time!"

Published:6/4/2019 2:26:06 AM
[Comedy] @adult_mom The biggest problem with eating healthy is that I don’t wanna do that Published:6/2/2019 11:44:04 AM
[Comedy] fielding season

The opposite of cuffing season.
From late May to early September during which people like to keep it cool and play the field.

What happened to your boyfriend?
Bitchhhh it's fielding season!!

Published:6/2/2019 2:44:42 AM
[Comedy] deep-like

Going 'deep' into someone's content feed on Facebook / Twitter / Instagram / some other social network and liking a post / item / photo etc.

I could tell Cindy was into my Instagram when she deep-liked a photo I took from all the way back last summer.

Published:6/1/2019 2:14:45 AM
[Comedy] Do We Fight Fascism by Shutting Down Free Speech in Comedy Clubs? "Sometimes a platform is actually a gallows." Published:5/31/2019 2:33:17 PM
[Comedy] Like many VR games right now, ‘Blood & Truth’ coasts on its novelty It's hard to lose yourself in the game for any length of time because of issues that can keep you overly mindful of the controllers in your hands. Published:5/31/2019 7:32:31 AM
[Comedy] Beach Week

Week long fiesta taking place on, near, or around a beach. More of an east-coast tradition in which freshly graduated seniors travel to the beach to get belligerently hammered, hook up with chicks, and sun bathe.

This party is rediculous, this is like Beach Week before Beach Week.

Published:5/31/2019 2:31:49 AM
[Comedy] Hamster Angle

The angle of your face that your forward facing camera makes while in use so that you look like a hamster.

The more "chubby" the angle is, the more the angle makes you look chubby.

"And there I was, I accidentally called her and she saw me from a really chubby hamster angle"

Published:5/30/2019 2:24:01 AM
[Comedy] @karencheee "ah, the joy of meal-prepping!" - me, as i wrap up what's left of my burrito to eat later Published:5/29/2019 12:23:16 PM
[Comedy] As Stan Lee’s ex-caregiver is arrested, last year’s videos provide an illuminating lens on his elder-abuse case Keya Morgan, who shot the video last year, was taken in on a charge of being a fugitive of justice. Published:5/29/2019 12:23:15 PM
[Comedy] @TheCatWhisprer Nobody is more prepared than a mom ready to explain how her cbd oil isn’t the same as marijuana. Published:5/29/2019 11:50:13 AM
[Comedy] Reaching.

When somebody is taking something too far

Linda: Hey tiffany, can i borrow a dollar?
Tiffanny: Yah sure.
Linda:..oh and can i borrow a twenty too?
Tiffany:Okay now your just reaching.

Published:5/29/2019 2:19:58 AM
[Comedy] chronic cringe

when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life

Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate

Published:5/28/2019 2:17:14 AM
[Comedy] It's a movie

"It's a movie" is a form of slang initially coined by Soulja Boy in response to having his gum taken away during a radio-talk. This phrase means that the situation that you are in is legitimate; serious; commands your respect or attention.

Big Draco: "What's that?"
Angela Yee: "Your Gum..."
Big Draco: "Oh, it's a movie"

Published:5/27/2019 2:36:53 AM
[Comedy] bothsidesism

When a person tries to make you believe that both sides are equally responsible for something even though one is really, clearly, at fault.

Trump's bothsidesism about the alt-right and alt-left is ridiculous.

Published:5/25/2019 2:23:54 AM
[Comedy] A powerful combination of art direction, action and voice acting makes ‘A Plague Tale: Innocence’ a game worth your time One of the game's strengths is that it alternates between perilous action and periods of reflection where the characters process the changes they’ve observed in the world and in themselves. Published:5/24/2019 2:23:00 PM
[Comedy] i, 1, 2, 1/2, 6

i want to have sex.

i, 1, 2, 1/2, 6. don't get it? say it faster.

Published:5/24/2019 2:24:54 AM
[Comedy] @ziwe can’t believe my strategy of not talking or looking at anyone has resulted in me not getting laid again Published:5/23/2019 9:15:20 AM
[Comedy] Infrastructure week

A repeatedly failed attempt to stay on-task endlessly derailed by high-profile distractions caused by one's own ineptitude. Named after the Trump administration's attempts to focus on policy continuously being overshadowed by a new scandal.

Tweet from Del Quinton Wilber:
!!! Prosecutor says that Manafort is cooperating with special counsel investigation !!!
Retweet from Dave Weigel:
Another great Infrastructure Week, everybody

Published:5/23/2019 2:13:13 AM
[Comedy] Plogging

Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.

It's nice out and the city is filthy. Let's go plogging!

Published:5/22/2019 2:08:03 AM
[Comedy] @Mimiification When a man tells me he's looking for a 'real woman' I scurry away because I'm actually three owls in a raincoat AND HE MUSTN'T FIND OUT. Published:5/19/2019 12:35:22 PM
[Comedy] How the biggest new comic-arts festival reflects better representation for women This weekend's National Cartoonist Society Festival in Southern California embraces fields where female cartoonists are thriving. Published:5/18/2019 7:25:31 AM
[Comedy] @ClifSosa Astrology Girls will straight up hit you with their car and say “whoops lol, it’s because I’m a caprisun” Published:5/17/2019 5:51:51 PM
[Comedy] ‘Rage 2’ is a game that’s confidently bland If all you’re looking for is good shooting mechanics, the game has you covered. Published:5/16/2019 11:49:54 AM
[Comedy] A new comic book paints Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez as a superhero — literally — on the Hill Left-leaning cartoonists gave rookie members of Congress supernatural strength in “Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Freshman Force (New Party, Who Dis?)” Published:5/15/2019 11:41:42 AM
[Comedy] @DomesticGoddss "What do you want for Mother's Day?" my 10 year old asks, as he steps over the lacrosse stick he left in the middle of the dining room floor for the past 3 days. Published:5/15/2019 9:44:58 AM
[Comedy] An interesting concept forms the basis of ‘Heaven’s Vault’ but it takes a while to grab you The visual novel dramatizes the grind and reward of leaning a foreign language, and progressing through the game’s worlds is dependent upon adding to your vocabulary. Published:5/10/2019 2:08:39 PM
[Comedy] milk in first

Pouring milk in your cup before the coffee. Similar to "pouring the milk first" when preparing cereal.

He's a milk in first sort of person -- I wouldn't trust him.

Published:5/8/2019 2:54:56 AM
[Comedy] How William Barr is coming under contemptuous fire, according to cartoons Visual satire points to the growing showdown between the House and the White House. Published:5/7/2019 3:08:31 PM
[Comedy] summarize

To get ready for warm weather.

The teacher asked me to summarize my argument, so I took out all the parts about eskimoes.

Published:5/7/2019 2:09:29 AM
[Comedy] The new ‘Spider-Man: Far From Home’ trailer has huge spoilers for ‘Avengers: Endgame’ The teaser exploits the interconnectedness of a cinematic Universe like few trailers can. Published:5/6/2019 10:34:47 AM
[Comedy] @rikkibrumbaugh Dude I’m the worst when it comes to packing for trips. Like I know I won't need 20 pairs of underwear for a 5 day trip but what if I pee my pants twice every single day I'm there Published:5/4/2019 5:51:00 PM
[Comedy] @worldslive when i was in 3rd grade i brought a snack and my teacher said “do you have enough for the whole class?” and i said no and then he told me to throw them out so the next day i brought 27 packs of cheezits for the whole class and that’s when i became a Published:5/4/2019 5:20:27 PM
[Comedy] Shoot me straight

Tell truth be honest

If I ask you a question will you shoot me straight?

Published:5/4/2019 2:20:07 AM
[Comedy] ‘Mortal Kombat 11’ lives up to its reputation: Brash, fun and ridiculously violent You'll be left slack-jawed by the close-up piercings, stabbings, and guttings. It's certainly not one for the kids. Published:5/3/2019 3:43:26 PM
[Comedy] At the Herblock Prize ceremony, Jake Tapper says the spirit of political ‘outrage’ is a must Matt Davies of Newsday and runner-up Clay Jones were saluted at the annual ceremony, which celebrates editorial cartooning. Published:5/3/2019 12:17:01 PM
[Comedy] horny on main

a slang term for posting or engaging with sexual posts on your main social media account, rather than a secondary one that you’d usually use for that purpose. the phrased spawned on tumblr, after ted cruz liked a vore fetish drawing on his main, verified account.

“real men don’t wait until 4am to get horny on main”

“@_____ y’all nasty”

Published:5/3/2019 2:11:28 AM
[Comedy] Why Robert Downey Jr. deserves an Oscar for ‘Avengers: Endgame,’ according to its directors Despite the praise for Downey Jr.’s work, the actor has not received a single major-award nomination as Iron Man — another sign of the apparent bias against superhero roles. Published:5/2/2019 7:04:49 AM
[Comedy] french tuck

The fashion act of tucking only front of the shirt in the pants, as popularised (to the point of memetic mutation) by Tan France on Queer Eye reboot.

Look at them, they're wearing a patterned shirt and a french tuck now, this is a Tan France outfit if i saw one!

Published:5/2/2019 2:33:43 AM
[Comedy] @lovelylaineybug But is anyone really confident with the way they say "Worcestershire sauce"? Published:5/1/2019 3:30:36 PM
[Comedy] antistalking

Methodically learning another person's routine in order to systematically avoid them.

Bradley is antistalking his boss today because he hates the bastard.

Published:5/1/2019 2:27:59 AM
[Comedy] @donni Did Counting Crows ever give us a total number of crows Published:4/29/2019 6:17:24 PM
[Comedy] ‘Avengers: Endgame’ shatters box-office records with a $1.2 billion global debut The latest Marvel film grossed $350 million domestically, massively blowing past industry projections. Published:4/28/2019 12:09:55 PM
[Comedy] @BradWenzel I wish scarecrow was a real job. I’d be good at that. I go months without seeing a crow. They want none of this. Published:4/27/2019 6:36:59 PM
[Comedy] Who dies in ‘Avengers: Endgame’? Here are the four biggest spoilers. For those of you who don't want to sit in a movie theater for three hours. Published:4/27/2019 7:03:53 AM
[Comedy] Tired of the zombie apocalypse? Sure. But ‘Days Gone’ can still provide hours of entertainment. It's pretty easy to set aside a lack of interest in the game’s setup and just enjoy the process of eking out survival in a picturesque wasteland. Published:4/26/2019 11:58:40 AM
[Comedy] Google has the best ‘Avengers: Endgame’ Easter egg of the day The search engine's nifty trick nods to the past two "Avengers" films. Published:4/26/2019 10:27:54 AM
[Comedy] ‘Avengers: Endgame’ is a thank-you to those who believed in the storytelling power of Marvel Studios So many moments were taken straight from the pages of the comic books, a nod to whom the late Stan Lee always referred to as the “true believers.” Published:4/25/2019 11:22:06 AM
[Comedy] scamazon

Ordering an item on Amazon and claiming it never arrived to your home which results in a refund and you can keep the item.

How'd you get that grinder?

I scamazoned it.

Published:4/25/2019 2:26:24 AM
[Comedy] @aIecrl Today I had 800 mg of caffeine, exercised for 2 hours, ate literally 80 pizza rolls, and did a facemask. The line between self care and self destruction is a fine one but god do I walk it hard brother Published:4/24/2019 1:16:01 PM
[Comedy] 3 actors who played Iron Man’s dad, 2 Captain America sidekicks and $18.6 billion at the box office: Marvel by the numbers Over 11 years, the Marvel Cinematic Universe has accomplished quite a bit. Here's the rundown. Published:4/24/2019 6:18:43 AM
[Comedy] capper

A Cap Is A lie. A capper is a liar. So if someone is capping, they are lying.

That Dude Always Sayin Somethin And Never Do Shit! He's A Capper. He Would Always Cap Over Dumb Shit!

Published:4/24/2019 2:22:39 AM
[Comedy] @AbbyHasIssues It doesn't take much to make me happy. Six meals a day. Ten hours of sleep. A pair of yoga pants, complete solitude, and no social obligations whatsoever. Published:4/23/2019 4:12:12 PM
[Comedy] Which major characters are most likely to die in ‘Avengers: Endgame’? We weigh the odds. And no spoilers here, because we don’t know anything yet. Published:4/23/2019 11:38:42 AM
[Comedy] Brexshitter

A derogatory term for people who voted to leave the EU in the UK's June 2016 EU membership referendum. Often seen on online comment sections and Facebook/Twitter.

"Well since the UK will be a bankrupt third-world country by the year 2020, perhaps you Brexshitters should be volunteering your taxes first since you caused this mess?" - Stereotypical rant by an obvious "Remain" voter.

Published:4/23/2019 2:08:12 AM
[Comedy] Going to see ‘Avengers: Endgame’? Here are the 5 must-watch movies to binge beforehand. Haven't seen the 21 Marvel Cinematic Universe films leading up to this moment? Watch these and you'll be ready. Published:4/22/2019 11:31:54 AM
[Comedy] Swooped

When a guy is at a party and is trying to get with a girl and another guy comes to the party and takes her

Charles: go get with Zarah!!
Jackson: No Bro arran already Swooped her

Published:4/22/2019 2:31:49 AM
[Comedy] hit the dip

to run away from a scene or person as fast as you possibly can

I hooked off on this dude and his boys saw me so i hit the dip and got the hell out of there.

Published:4/21/2019 2:23:46 AM
[Comedy] How next week’s New Yorker cover is a luminous tribute to Notre Dame Cathedral Art director chooses art through a personal lens: visual ties to her native Paris. Published:4/20/2019 5:20:40 PM
[Comedy] dip

1. v., to leave, depart
2. v., to place tobacco between the gums and lower lip
3. n., shortened form of "dipshit", i.e. a stupid, annoying, or displeasing person

You're a stupid dip, you know that!?

Published:4/20/2019 2:18:03 AM
[Comedy] Cartoonists skewer Barr and Trump amid release of Mueller report Satirists are accustomed to lampooning Trump, but their latest work reflects the degree to which many have found a new target in Barr. Published:4/19/2019 2:18:28 PM
[Comedy] @marysuewriter every time i see the phrase "b&b" i know i'm supposed to think of a bed and breakfast, but thanks to the internet my brain always defaults to "bungeons and bragons" Published:4/19/2019 9:44:15 AM
[Comedy] head change

the point at which one feels a definitive change in his or her behavior and equilibrium from the effects of a drug (most commonly in reference to marijuana)

nah, he's a heavyweight, he can blaze mad and not even get a head change

Published:4/19/2019 2:12:57 AM
[Comedy] @AlannaBennett Is New York culture it taking 3+ months of back and forth to gather 7 busy adults together for dinner when it's not an official birthday or party Published:4/18/2019 6:36:38 AM
[Comedy] mob it

leaving where ever your at with your "crew" or "mob".

kyleigh:hey dude this shits gay lets mob it.
everyone:alright man

Published:4/18/2019 2:17:23 AM
[Comedy] ‘Avengers: Endgame’ is a really big deal — for more reasons than you may think The new movie concludes an unprecedented run: the most successful Jenga game of interconnected films in Hollywood history. Published:4/17/2019 1:03:28 PM
[Comedy] Basic Bad Bitch

An 'edgy', delusional version of the basic bitch. "Live, laugh, love" posters are replaced with snarky t-shirts proclaiming her basic badness. Thinks her impulsive decision to by a cheetah print crotch-rocket is somehow less transparent than a middle-aged dude suddenly deciding he's a Harley guy.

A basic bad bitch is a basic bitch with heavier eyeliner.

Published:4/17/2019 2:32:48 AM
[Comedy] will it grow back

A desperate expression of hope.

When the nurse threw her finger in the bin, Nikki exclaimed in a desperate fashion "will it grow back?".

Published:4/16/2019 2:24:14 AM
[Comedy] How the Trayvon Martin tragedy led to Darrin Bell’s historical editorial cartooning Pulitzer Tragedy and family compelled the "Candorville" cartoonist to move into political cartooning, where he is believed to be the first African American artist to win the editorial cartooning Pulitzer. Published:4/15/2019 3:18:44 PM
[Comedy] ‘Hellboy’ is a stark reminder that not all comic-book movies do well at the box office Neil Marshall's trilogy reboot opened to a dismal $12 million. Published:4/15/2019 12:49:14 PM
[Comedy] @trumpetcake I dressed as a chimp for 4 years to win a woman's heart. Eventually I realized that disguising myself was a breech of trust and revealing myself would be a betrayal. I stayed a chimp 3 more years, contributing to important data she was collecting. I Published:4/12/2019 2:03:50 PM
[Comedy] ‘The Rise of Skywalker’ trailer: 6 takeways from the Star Wars Episode IX celebration Star Wars unveils "Episode IX" details. Published:4/12/2019 1:35:29 PM
[Comedy] gl2u

Good Luck To You.

The game is about to start, gl2u Jenny.

Published:4/12/2019 2:32:34 AM
[Comedy] ‘Yoshi’s Crafted World’ is capital ‘C’ cute It might primarily appeal to kids but adults should recognize that nothing this endearing can be accomplished without a lot of great work. Published:4/11/2019 2:28:55 PM
[Comedy] Daniel Dae Kim in ‘Hellboy’ is the rare happy ending for Hollywood’s whitewashing problem When the reboot of the comic-book film faced a whitewashing controversy, the Korean actor was part of the solution. Published:4/11/2019 6:26:18 AM
[Comedy] @LurkAtHomeMom Just threw my phone across the room bc it took more than 4 seconds for an image to load, how did we survive 1997 Published:4/10/2019 5:43:24 PM
[Comedy] 5 takeaways from the new ‘Lion King’ trailer, from a questionable Scar to heartfelt callbacks A new "Lion King" trailer has landed, and Pride Rock 2019 stirs nostalgia and gripes. Published:4/10/2019 12:17:58 PM
[Comedy] ‘Nancy’ and artist Olivia Jaimes continue to make the comics page ‘lit’ one year in Under a new creator, the eight-decade-old strip has enjoyed a 400 percent spike in online traffic — and nearly a doubling of newspaper sales. Published:4/9/2019 11:08:38 AM
[Comedy] The Triple B

otherwise known as "back burner bitch."
a name for someone who your group of friends doesnt particularly like to hang out with, but if you are alone and all other friends are busy, you call your "triple b" and they are always anxious and willing to hang out.

pretty much a friend who will always be a last resort and they have no idea.

bob: hey are we all hanging out tonight?!
fred: of course, is The Triple B coming?
fred: uh, no dude.
bob: thank god...

-a day later-

bob: hey mark! freds out of town, do you wanna come over and chill?

Published:4/6/2019 2:16:14 AM
[Comedy] ‘Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice’ is so challenging you might need to toss the controller aside and go for a long walk It's likely that all but the most committed players or those with ace gaming skills will not make it to the end. Published:4/5/2019 8:13:10 AM
[Comedy] With heart and humor, Zachary Levi says ‘Shazam!’ feels like ‘a very different type’ of DC movie Levi, Asher Angel and Mark Strong talk about making a superhero movie that balances fun with the darkness. Published:4/5/2019 5:08:29 AM
[Comedy] ttyfal

Talk to your fat ass later

Ali: Talk to you later princess.
Tish: ttyfal.

Published:4/5/2019 2:09:41 AM
[Comedy] pasted

Pasted is the state of consciousness when an individual is so stoned that they are literally unable to move, finding themselves pasted to the couch or their attention pasted to some form of entertainment like a movie, or a long series of Youtube videos.

I was so pasted last night I watched all of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia season 4.

Published:4/4/2019 2:32:44 AM
[Comedy] @annabroges modern friendship is texting "remind me of your address again" back and forth forever even though there's a space to save addresses right there in your contacts Published:4/3/2019 1:31:14 PM
[Comedy] How Joe Biden’s touching of women is being skewered by cartoonists (and Trump) The former vice president comes under satire's scrutiny as he weighs the 2020 race. Published:4/3/2019 12:58:17 PM
[Comedy] The new 'Joker’ trailer feels less like a comic-book movie and more like early Scorsese Think less "Suicide Squad" and more "The King of Comedy." Published:4/3/2019 11:32:24 AM
[Comedy] that's the move

That's what's up, or thats what we/i should do. Can also be said as "that's not the move"

"I just picked up a pound bro, let's slang it!"
"That's the move man"

Published:4/3/2019 2:33:55 AM
[Comedy] The ‘Avengers: Endgame’ trailers have given us absolutely nothing. And that’s just fine. The newest trailer, released the same day tickets went on sale, continues a trend of minimal information. Published:4/2/2019 12:22:13 PM
[Comedy] Press

To approach someone in a disrespectfull way or to confront someone and question them.

Kid #1: Yo i heard ant was talkin mad smack about you
Kid #2: aiight imma press him and find out if he was

Published:4/2/2019 2:18:59 AM
[Comedy] ‘Dumbo’ didn’t blow away the box office. Should Disney be concerned for its other remakes? Tim Burton's remake of the 1941 classic opened to only $45 million -- the lowest of the recent animation-to-live-action reimaginings. Published:4/1/2019 2:46:03 PM
[Comedy] brexit

A loud, drawn-out, angsty goodbye that interrupts the party; the opposite of an Irish goodbye

"I can't believe Olivia pulled such a brexit. Suddenly my birthday party was all about her."

Published:4/1/2019 2:49:06 AM
[Comedy] With the shits

Chicago slang, means to be in agreement with something

Are you with the shits tonight?
Yea dude

Published:3/31/2019 2:06:35 AM
[Comedy] Fetch

Stop trying to make it happen.
It's not going to happen.

"That's so fetch!"
"Shut up, Gretchen. Stop trying to make fetch happen. It's not going to happen."

Published:3/30/2019 2:32:36 AM
[Comedy] How Jordan Peele’s ‘The Twilight Zone’ plans to honor the original — but deliver a modern spin The revival premieres April 1, when the first two of the season’s 10 episodes become available on CBS All Access. Published:3/29/2019 7:28:54 AM
[Comedy] Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

Published:3/29/2019 2:24:12 AM
[Comedy] ’Tom Clancy’s The Division 2’ is a fun place to visit but you won’t want to live there It's not much more than a cornucopia of hyper-detailed shooting galleries. Published:3/28/2019 1:22:33 PM
[Comedy] hashtalker

A person under the influence of any substance that makes their ramblings sound like they are heavily under the influence of hash

I started talking to some wasted chick at a party. Wasn't sure what she was saying, but I realized she was a hashtalker

Published:3/28/2019 2:17:53 AM
[Comedy] @alyssalimp It’s crazy how when I was a teenager I was so intimidated by other teenagers but now that I’m older and wiser I’m like whaaaat why am I still so intimidated by teenagers Published:3/27/2019 7:46:33 PM
[Comedy] @Megatronic13 Is it really a Pinterest recipe if you didn’t learn about the author’s Italian lineage and how she met her 2nd husband? Published:3/27/2019 7:16:55 PM
[Comedy] mooseterbation

when you start to masterbate at 12:07 and 43 sec a.m. while watching Animal Planet in your Aunt's bedroom.

Dude 1: Dude last night's mooseterbation lasted for 3 hours straight last night
Dude 2: Was it good?
Dude 1: Heck Yes
Trisha: Sick freaks

Published:3/27/2019 2:42:15 AM
[Comedy] egirl

an egirl is a species of emo usually found on tiktok but commonly spends time on tumblr. can be found wearing pink eyeshadow with a large wing, little hearts under the eyes and a blushed nose. normally wearing some type of shirt from urban outfitters over a longsleeve striped shirt. commonly found doing the me!me!me! dance but has probably never seen it before.

did you see that egirl doing a ahegao face unironically??

yeah man

Published:3/26/2019 2:09:50 AM
[Comedy] eboy

A boy that probably skates, has his nails painted w rings, wears beanies, maybe has a cute egirl girlfriend, always wearing vans and long sleeves or hoodies under tshirts, their hair is sometimes parted down the middle. They basically only exist on the internet unfortunately but we can still appreciate them on instagram:(


eboys: “I listen to brockhampton and lil peep??????”

Published:3/25/2019 2:32:25 AM
[Comedy] Diffing

When a group of knob heads gather to wreck their cars by spinning around in circles, usually done by joy riders from west belfast and little boys who think twin (tin) cams and old beemers as old as the hills are cool

diffing - does she go round mister..

Published:3/24/2019 2:24:28 AM
[Comedy] ‘Shazam!’ is DC’s most fun superhero film After failing with "Justice League," Warner Bros. and DC Entertainment finally get a sense of humor. Published:3/23/2019 5:50:49 PM
[Comedy] @unofficialish dogs lick us because they know we have bones inside n they want em Published:3/23/2019 11:49:33 AM
[Comedy] love puff

A silent fart released whilst in bed with your partner, that you were hoping wouldn't smell, but does. By calling it a 'love puff', you hope to maintain some level of cuteness and overcome the curse of the bad smell that threatens to ruin an otherwise romantic moment.

'Oh, whoopsy! I did a little love puff!'

Published:3/23/2019 2:18:02 AM
[Comedy] Cerebral Assassin

A description for one who has superior intellect and utilizes their abilities to outwit any opponent in a competition.

In January 2000, W.W.E. professional wrestler, Triple H, (Hunter Hearst Helmsley) had dubbed himself "The Cerebral Assassin", which implied that he was simply smarter than the other wrestlers.

Published:3/22/2019 4:04:20 PM
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[Comedy] belfie

a 'bottom selfie' - a photographic self-portrait featuring the buttocks, usually posted by female celebrities on social media networks.

"Cheryl Cole joins Kelly Brook and Kim Kardashian by sharing a rose-tinted 'belfie' " …from the 'Daily Heil', 23 October 2013

Published:3/21/2019 10:01:46 AM
[Comedy] @jiatolentino A brief survey of my own text messages is making me wonder if I'm gonna talk like this forever. Like am I going to be 90 years old schlepping my walker around the nursing home & poking my head into friends rooms like "hello my good bitch, the edi Published:3/20/2019 9:01:15 AM
[Comedy] The ‘Toy Story 4’ trailer has left us with four important questions The music — and return of Bo Peep — stirs a range of emotions. Published:3/19/2019 4:25:34 PM
[Comedy] The 10 best moments of ‘Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse,’ on- and off-screen The Academy Award-winning film is available on home video Tuesday. Published:3/19/2019 5:22:52 AM
[Comedy] James Gunn is rehired to direct Disney/Marvel’s ‘Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol. 3’ The franchise filmmaker was fired last summer over old, offensive tweets. Published:3/15/2019 3:01:29 PM
[Comedy] @radioheadass nothing will show you how little you know about yourself than having to write a bio in the third person Published:3/15/2019 10:30:04 AM
[Comedy] @ethiopienne need somebody to come crack my back like a glow stick and then dunk my whole body into a hot spring like it's a bag of lipton Published:3/15/2019 9:30:48 AM
[Comedy] ‘Ape Out’ is a wild, percussion-driven romp The reviewer enjoyed so much he let loose an “Amen!” when the final credits splashed across the screen and the music crashed in. Published:3/14/2019 9:54:12 AM
[Comedy] On ice

Just chillin'

Person 1: what you doin tonight?

Person 2: I'm on ice

Published:3/14/2019 2:20:47 AM
[Comedy] Sen. Patrick Leahy was in 5 Batman movies. Now he’s written the foreword for the superhero’s 80th anniversary. The lifelong fan of the Caped Crusader "couldn't resist the opportunity." Published:3/13/2019 2:49:24 PM
[Comedy] @annabroges today in incredible power moves, my homegoods cashier sniffed each of my candles as she rung them up and nodded or shook her head after each one. Published:3/13/2019 11:17:44 AM
[Comedy] Keep It Player

To not let anything bother you or irritate you, keep it moving; dont dwell, do what you need to do for you

"Did you get that girl's number?"

"Naw she said she had a boyfriend, its coo gotta keep it player"

"All i do is Keep It Player"

Published:3/13/2019 2:14:38 AM
[Comedy] Rate

Rate is slang used by UK people or roadmen to mean like

Yeah Fam I {rate] that still
Naaah I don't rate him

Published:3/12/2019 2:10:59 AM
[Comedy] ‘Captain Marvel’s’ huge opening weekend defies the trolls — and sets the stage for more female-led superhero films Marvel Studios's first solo female film grosses nearly a half-billion dollars worldwide in its debut. Published:3/11/2019 4:06:22 PM
[Comedy] Promposal

(n)- a proposal from one person asking another person to the prom; is the combination of the words "prom" and "proposal."

Jake: I'm thinking about how I'll do my promposal...
Sean: Who're you going to ask?
Jake: Well, I haven't decided yet.
Sean: You have to decide before you ask someone to prom!

Published:3/9/2019 2:21:57 AM
[Comedy] ‘Devil May Cry 5’ is potent screen candy It’s not very nourishing but it's likely to satisfy a specific craving. Published:3/8/2019 1:18:45 PM
[Comedy] ‘The Simpsons’ pulls Michael Jackson episode, citing child abuse allegations in HBO documentary After seeing "Leaving Neverland," the show's executive producer says it was a clear decision to pull the 1991 episode. Published:3/8/2019 9:47:13 AM
[Comedy] uglyhot

A person who is in no way, shape or form conventionally attractive but everything they do, how they talk, how they walk and the way they move is so incredibly hot that it makes them somehow better looking. Is still centered on physicality, but is more about how they use their body/body language than their ugly faces. Coined for my former high school Chemistry teacher; are often tall, gangly and interesting men like Chris Martin from Coldplay.

"Oh look at that gangly, odd looking, very hot strutting guy over there!"

"He's not hot, he's uglyhot."

"Yeah, and uglyhots are incredibly rare, so I'd totally do him."

Published:3/8/2019 2:14:52 AM
[Comedy] Tartle

A common Scottish term to insert at the awkward moment when you temporarily forget someone's name. Useful to avoid that occasional embarrassment.

Steve: Hi, Susan!
Susan: Hi . . . uhhhhhh . . . Steve! Sorry, I tartled there for a moment.

Published:3/7/2019 2:09:55 AM
[Comedy] @alicewetterlund To be clear, when I search for a recipe online what I’m REALLY looking for is a lengthy, detailed memoir of a basic woman’s journey to get the best version of said recipe, and if there’s not three jokes about wine or licking the spoon per paragraph I Published:3/6/2019 10:06:06 AM
[Comedy] BIPOC

Black/Indigenous People of Color

BIPOC don't have to be nice to you when you're threatening their existence. Support and amplify BIPOC. ????????????????

Published:3/6/2019 2:04:15 AM
[Comedy] ‘Captain Marvel’ is just higher, faster and further enough in her Marvel Studios debut Long overdue, Marvel Studios’ first female-led superhero movie is super slow at times, but on point. Published:3/5/2019 12:29:47 PM
[Comedy] trophy minority

Typically a white person's one black friend, who they are so proud to know and tend to mention as though they won some kind of prize.

We hung out for a while before I realized I was just a trophy minority.

Published:3/5/2019 2:27:20 AM
[Comedy] Crine

Being a cry baby 24/7

Hooter is always crine

Published:3/4/2019 2:20:29 AM
[Comedy] @mostephlove In case you're wondering if kids do mimic parents, my kid picked up her toy laptop, said she was looking for bathing suits, and after a few minutes closed it and said she couldn't find anything she liked. Published:3/2/2019 4:42:07 PM
[Comedy] Banana Etiquette

If you get a banana, you have to ask every person who's in your vicinty if they would like a banana.

James Clement has bad banana etiquette because in his world, if his ass is hungry, he'll go get a banana. He will get four going to a challenge and three coming back without asking or sharing.

Published:3/2/2019 2:08:51 AM
[Comedy] ‘Anthem’ provides flashes of high quality action but is hobbled by flaws It's a game that seems unconsciously engineered to sniff out if someone leans toward a glass half-empty or a glass half-full point of view. Published:3/1/2019 1:10:03 PM
[Comedy] Trolls target female-led blockbusters. Ahead of ‘Captain Marvel,’ Rotten Tomatoes shut them down. The review aggregation Website tweaked its system to ensure that "bad actors" who target movies featuring women and people of color don't sabotage ratings. Published:2/28/2019 4:34:06 PM
[Comedy] blues and twos

emergency vehicle status; British emergency vehicles have blue flashing lights and two-tone sirens

the ambulance left in a hurry with blues and twos.

Published:2/28/2019 2:26:35 AM
[Comedy] Pretendonitis

A made up injury to get out of doing something

Jayce didn’t feel like practicing soccer so he told the coach he had pretendonitis

Published:2/27/2019 2:19:50 AM
[Comedy] Emma Thompson releases blunt letter about ex-Pixar chief John Lasseter Thompson departed a film project at Skydance Animation because the studio had hired Lasseter, who has been accused of sexual harassment. Published:2/26/2019 12:55:11 PM
[Comedy] The Tea is so hot

When gossip gets really juicy

person 1: Dude did you hear about that celebrity scandal?
person 2: OMG yes

person 1: Man, the tea is so hot that it just burned through my cup
person 2: LMAO

Published:2/26/2019 2:14:49 AM
[Comedy] A cartoonist added Jussie Smollett to the list of ‘Famous African-American Storytellers.’ The backlash was swift. The San Diego Union-Tribune removed the cartoon, which put the "Empire" actor's image alongside Toni Morrison and James Baldwin. Published:2/25/2019 3:11:13 PM
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